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MJM74
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Ghetto Spellin' Bee<----- want a good laugh.

GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment ! - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel- Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, iraq you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonicword:
Today's word is: "OMELETTE

Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did! , but omelette dis one slide."


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lol


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yea, those are good.


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OHHH SHIT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Dont be posting shit like this I have a weak bladder, bitch !!!!!


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that particular use of rectum is very clever, lol

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That's all I hear in my neighborhood. On top of that you can hear most of that slang on BET and MTV whenever they play rap videos.

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Krypton
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iz called the dialect of ebonics. some black universites/colleges actually have courses on ebonics.


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what a crock, you get credits for using bad english..dumb

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thanks manny I needed that


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