The Official "What you don't want for Christmas" Thread (Even if you dont celebrate)
Everyone always gets something they don't want...
The above I could certainly do without...
Any others?
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Dec-22-2005 18:25
all-nite-freak
Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Moved from death Row to TA Paris Hillton Prison
My ex used to find it funny to give me "sexy" underwear...Um thongs are not for men.
Her: those are so hot put them on
Me:ummm thanks....later
Her:no i wanna see them now...
ME:um Okay (hides sad look on face)
*puts on underwear*
Her:thats so hawt come here...grrrrr
Me:I think i need to go to the hospital first...not only do i think im sterile now but I think im no longer the other kind of virgin
Dec-22-2005 18:32
Marcus007
marrrrkeeesssss
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Montreal, Canada
lol
dude I could so imagine that uncomfortable scene... lol
Dec-22-2005 18:52
DJ Charlie
ARMIN ADDICT
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Montreal, Canada
parfum, lotions, creams, etc
ugly belts.
all types of clothes
Dec-22-2005 19:01
all-nite-freak
Registered: Oct 2005
Location: Moved from death Row to TA Paris Hillton Prison
its all good...i have good taste in lingerie, but after that it was nothing but crotchless edible undies...wearing something made out of fruit roll up type stuff cant be comfortable...hehehe
Dec-22-2005 19:02
Caela
evolve
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Montana
chia pet
edible underwear
school supplies
socks
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Dec-23-2005 01:13
Bertuzz
Blue Steel
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Montreal, QC
liquid paper
post-it notes
lead pencils
I seriously used to get those as stocking stuffers back in the day! We still laugh about it to this day
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Dec-23-2005 01:17
Enjoy
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: here and there
clothes
Dec-23-2005 01:22
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
tota hug
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quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD
Dec-23-2005 01:25
Alex
Suck a cheetah's dick
Registered: Apr 2005
Location: Montreal
quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
tota hug
hahahaha
I also don't want another razor, my god, biggest surplus of them now.
Come to think of it, you're all getting christmas presents, so all you ladies go natural for a few weeks and all you guys grow some big lumberjack beards cause I got a shitload of razors to re-gift.
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Dec-23-2005 01:41
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
quote:
Originally posted by Lopitrance
hahahaha
I also don't want another razor, my god, biggest surplus of them now.
Come to think of it, you're all getting christmas presents, so all you ladies go natural for a few weeks and all you guys grow some big lumberjack beards cause I got a shitload of razors to re-gift.
i thought u ment the phone. wtf lol iv never gotten rezors
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quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD
