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I feel SO DIRTY.
Okay so I just spent the past little while getting my Rogers high-definition terminal all set up to produce the native 720p resolution that my new TV does natively, and it's awesome.
Only thing is, at this time of night only 2 of the HD channels are actually being broadcast in 16x9 high-definition. The others are just converted SD signals.
I sit down to watch one of the channels, and it happens to be PBS HD. Oh goodie! Like I said, it's late at night, and as such there's no program information available through the terminal's guide.
To make a long story short, I spent the past 14 minutes watching the man from the original Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory wine and dine a sheep, get a hotel room, order room service, and ultimately engage in the act of sexual intercourse with said sheep (no, it wasn't graphic you sick bastards, it was 'suggested'). In high definition.
How much per month am I paying for this? Thanks Rogers, thank you very much. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to play on the 401.
For the ADD crowd, here's a Cliff's Notes:
I watched a dude seduce a live sheep then screw it, on high definition tv.
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