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Her phone rings in public, and she rummages through her purse to get it. Unfortunately, she removes a vibrator in public and is thoroughly embarresed

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Originally posted by Nou I love when girls drive with their phone on vibrate and they have it between their legs and they swerve into oncoming traffic when it goes off... Its kinda cute in a "OMG IM GOING TO DIE NOW" way.

Did that ever actually happen?

hands free text messaging ftw

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Originally posted by Nou I love when girls drive with their phone on vibrate and they have it between their legs and they swerve into oncoming traffic when it goes off... Its kinda cute in a "OMG IM GOING TO DIE NOW" way.

are you wanking? while you were thinking that?

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Originally posted by Meat187 Because "American Football" is neither played with a ball nor with your feet. It should be called Handegg.

Girls don't hate vibrating phones. Girls love vibrating phones. What they hate are vibraphones, mostly due to the gross misadvertisement of the name itself.

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I usually turn off the phone when I am driving. But sometimes I forget and the phone just keeps ringing and ringing. Then it stop and then ring ring ring. So i just flip it open with a free hand and tell them to shut the fuck up.

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lol

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That's about as funny as shitting 20 razor blades in a row and not having any toilet paper left to wipe it clean

That Polish advert was better. You know... the one with a girl, her grandmother, and a vibrator.

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one time my phone went off, and i put it between my friends legs, and at first she's like surprised, 'wtf?" then shes like, "ooooooo" then i answer my phone yay!!!

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