Long time no post. Havent been on in a while, but i have a new story. Involves a friend who helped and a victim (also a friend just thought this would be fun).


So anyways...it was midterm exams this week. my friend and i planned on buying Turbo-Lax just for jokes. We ended up coming up with a plan. My friends ex-gf is a really quite nasty whore and bitch. So we wanted to plan some revenge. After some thought we put Turbo-Lax to the test. During our english midterm after lunch break i bought a drink, being the picky bitch she is she asked for a sip so what she didnt know is that we knew shed ask for it...pre-made from home with turbo lax!!!!


So we give it to her...behold 30 minutes later she shits diareah IN CLASS. It was all over her pants it smelled like putrid toxic waste mixed with a 50 year old milk deposit (our system is very strict and students cannot leave the classrooms for any instances during midterms). She was crying, I was going to die from laughter. Im sorry but it was the best moment ever.


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Originally posted by jupiterone Long time no post. Havent been on in a while, but i have a new story. Involves a friend who helped and a victim (also a friend just thought this would be fun). So anyways...it was midterm exams this week. my friend and i planned on buying Turbo-Lax just for jokes. We ended up coming up with a plan. My friends ex-gf is a really quite nasty whore and bitch. So we wanted to plan some revenge. After some thought we put Turbo-Lax to the test. During our english midterm after lunch break i bought a drink, being the picky bitch she is she asked for a sip so what she didnt know is that we knew shed ask for it...pre-made from home with turbo lax!!!! So we give it to her...behold 30 minutes later she shits diareah IN CLASS. It was all over her pants it smelled like putrid toxic waste mixed with a 50 year old milk deposit (our system is very strict and students cannot leave the classrooms for any instances during midterms). She was crying, I was going to die from laughter. Im sorry but it was the best moment ever. Turbo-Lax

Dude, I think you have a poo fetish... this is like your 80th story that's public poo related...

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Originally posted by DJ RJT Dude, I think you have a poo fetish... this is like your 80th story that's public poo related...

2nd! First one was about the lady at Staples when she shit a storm too. But this one just killed me.

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Originally posted by jupiterone 2nd! First one was about the lady at Staples when she shit a storm too. But this one just killed me.

fair enough m8, and both hilarious... just making a shitty observation! (OHHHH PUN DEFINITELY INTENDED! SCORE! )

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Haha quick someone post one of those internet novelty Bullshit Meter pics!

i would of taken a picture if i knew i was gonna post this. next time something happens you got my word i take a picture

I find it hard to believe that she stayed in class after she shat her pants. This story seems false.

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She didnt stay in class she was immediatley taken to the nurses office where i guess she recieved spare clothes to change into and made a phone call home

i dont believe it.. she would have started farting before hand and at that point she would be able to leave the class..

Lies.

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