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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

that cat kinda creeps me out

Hey..that's a cat? It looks like a creature from Uranus. No no...it's one of the aliens from that undercover top secret document thread that crackpot guy made.

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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

wow, that's freaky.. but i still feel sad for it.. only lived 1 day

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Originally posted by Radagast Hey..that's a cat? It looks like a creature from Uranus. No no...it's one of the aliens from that undercover top secret document thread that crackpot guy made.

yo mama

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Desire to kill is irrelevant

i'd love to have such a kitty

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Cy the Cyclops Kitty


Versus

Aggrocat





Advantages/Special moves
Cy the Cyclops Kitty:
-Laser-eye
-Medusa stare
-Heebie jeebie vibes
-Acid spit
-ESP/Mind reading powers

Aggrocat:
-Rage greater than the heat of 1,000 Suns
-Sagging breasts of doom
-Whiskers for enemy message interception
-Strength of Skeletor
-Middle-finger royale
-Can stand in snow for extended periods of time


Disadvantages
Cy the Cyclops Kitty:
-Easily squashed underfoot
-Can't lift head
-Shakes like Muhammad Ali holding a leaf in a strong wind
-Lifespan of 24 hours, with his full nine lives

Aggrocat:
-Exposed flesh
-Extreme rage may cloud vision and thoughts
-Has to poop every two minutes
-Lifespan of years, with only one life



WHO WILL WIN??!?

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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

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Originally posted by Radagast Cy the Cyclops Kitty Versus Aggrocat Advantages/Special moves Cy the Cyclops Kitty: -Laser-eye -Medusa stare -Heebie jeebie vibes -Acid spit -ESP/Mind reading powers Aggrocat: -Rage greater than the heat of 1,000 Suns -Sagging breasts of doom -Whiskers for enemy message interception -Strength of Skeletor -Middle-finger royale -Can stand in snow for extended periods of time Disadvantages Cy the Cyclops Kitty: -Easily squashed underfoot -Can't lift head -Shakes like Muhammad Ali holding a leaf in a strong wind -Lifespan of 24 hours, with his full nine lives Aggrocat: -Exposed flesh -Extreme rage may cloud vision and thoughts -Has to poop every two minutes -Lifespan of years, with only one life WHO WILL WIN??!?

PFFFT! Trick question! Cyclops kitty is already dead, therefore AGGRO CAT WINS!

I'm not sure which is sadder, the fact that the kitten was born with that deformity and died, or the fact that some people think it's funny.
Yes, I know I will get flamed and told I have no sense of humor, blah, blah, blah, but if no one ever stands up for common sense, then lunacy wins by default. Hmm... Lunacy.. that would have been better than "Glow Wire Guy." d'oh!

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Originally posted by jennypie PFFFT! Trick question! Cyclops kitty is already dead, therefore AGGRO CAT WINS!

PFFFT! Noob! Once cyclops kitty dies, he becomes more powerful than you can possibly imagine!



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