Here's some DO's & DON'Ts for those going to see DESYN MASIELLO ON FRIDAY. Tangaloo is not in REVOLUCION, so you don't have to worry about all the thugs.

- BARS ARE OPEN ALL NIGHT. PARTY & DRINK ALL NIGHT.

- LEGAL DRINKING AGE IS 18. You don't have to worry about your fake ID not working here. If you're 18, you're set.

- DRESS CODE ENFORCED. Some club won't let you in with Tennis Shoes or T-Shirts. Jeans are OK, as long as you wear a button up shirt. Be prepared. I'm not sure if they will enforce the dress code on Friday.

- PARK IN THE US. Yes, park in the $8 Parking Lot on this side of the border, walk across the border and take a cab to TANGALOO. The Taxi Drivers know where it is.

- WEAR A CONDOM! NO JOKE! If you fuck a stranger, wear a condom! I don't want any of my TA's coming back with Herpes.

- Even though the club will open at 9pm, most people don't arrive to the Mexican clubs until after 11pm. If you arrive early, it might be dead for a while. Don't worry about it. It will get PACKED! Oh, if you don't buy presale, it might cost you somewhere between $20-$30 to get in. I think its like $20.

- TJ is 1 Hour South of Santa Ana. Just take the 5 Freeway South until it ends. Park, and walk cross the border.

- TAKE TWO FORMS OF ID. US Customs can randomly ask for two forms of ID when coming back. Form 1 = Drivers License/ID. Form 2 = Passport/Green Card/Visa/Birth Certificate.

- DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID. The worse thing you can do is spend a night in a Mexican jail.

- DON'T BRING ANYTHING ILLEGAL BACK. US Customs are hard and randomly check people.

- If you drive in TJ, DON'T DRIVE DRUNK BACK. The moment Customs asks for your ID/Passport and he lets you cross, there's usually a second checkpoint by the Highway Patrol/San Diego PD. They crack down on drunk drivers. The same DUI Laws apply.

- DONT DRINK IN THE STREETS. Mexico is strict on this.

- NO WEAPONS... Mexican police will fuck you in the ass if they catch you with a weapon.

- DON'T DRINK THE TAP WATER. Mexican Tap Water is not safe.

- EAT TACOS @ Tacos El Gordo or Tacos El Guero after the party. These are the bomb after party tacos. Best tacos ever.

- EXCHANGE YOUR DOLLARS FOR PESOS in an American Money Exchange. You will get more bang for your bucks this way.

- DON'T OVER ACCESORISE YOUR SELF. Don't take more jewelry than you have to.

- RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE AND THEY WILL RESPECT YOU. Remember, you're in a foreign country and you're responsible for your own actions. Don't do anything stupid. Don't do anything you wouldn't want done to your self.

- Enjoy The Beautiful Women! Mexico has some of the most beautiful women I have ever seen.

- VISIT PLAZA DEL ZAPATO. Before you go to the club, go to Plaza Del Zapato. It's a strip mall full of bars, that you can bar hop for free. Every bar has it's own theme and style of music. Not two bars are the same.

- DON'T FORGET TO TIP. Mexican bar workers salaries are tip dependable.

- Even though the club will open at 9pm, most people don't arrive to the Mexican clubs until after 11pm. If you arrive early, it might be dead for a while. Don't worry about it. It will get PACKED! Oh, if you don't buy presale, it might cost you somewhere between $20-$30 to get in. I think its like $20.

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Last edited by DjWoody on Jan-24-2006 at 07:33

Thanks again Woody.

i thought this was gonna be funny

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

hmm, i don't know about tangaloo but every bar i ever went to in tj, me and about 5-10 friends just hang out around a table and tell the waiter/waitress we'll give her $10 for every round of beers she brings us and usually they agree to it. in fact some are so overzealous about making $10 they let 3 rounds pile up on the table before we tell them to cut us off. in the end everyone gets trashed for like $10/head

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Yeah! Buying buckets of beer is usually way cheaper. If you go to the club, and they tell you it's sold out, see if you can get a table. They usually have extra tables set aside. Table prices are not as ridiculus as they are here. They very, but reasonable.

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he did not say put the the cap on your head

and remember...mexican guys love it when you refer to them as 'compa'

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Originally posted by DjWoody - WEAR A CONDOM! NO JOKE! If you fuck a stranger, wear a condom! I don't want any of my TA's coming back with Herpes. - NO WEAPONS... Mexican police will fuck you in the ass if they catch you with a weapon.

Do the cops wear condoms too?

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Originally posted by dj_bas Do the cops wear condoms too?

Roflefalafel...

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

ive never ever been to a club in tj but ive heard some shady shit man. i dont think ill be going to this

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Originally posted by ivanbee ive never ever been to a club in tj but ive heard some shady shit man. i dont think ill be going to this

Most of the shady shit people talk about is in the ghetto clubs at Revolucion Street. This is NOT on Revolucion. This is one of the more prestigious clubs in TJ.

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Originally posted by DjWoody Most of the shady shit people talk about is in the ghetto clubs at Revolucion Street. This is NOT on Revolucion. This is one of the more prestigious clubs in TJ.

im still kinda scared. im not down for crossing the border man. ..... ... . .. ... the funny thing is, my parents have a house in rosarito and ive been there before n shit but im just scared to go out at nite. my friend had a fucking gun put at his neck for his shoes!!!!