facts i bet you didn't know about Chuck Norris

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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for the 58029478504375097243245317047th time

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my favorite:

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac and Burger King....and got one

welcome to like 2 months ago, lol

oh, and my favourites include:

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris never he sleeps. He waits.

i had no idea it was posted before oh well it's still jokes

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Originally posted by bourgeois facts i bet you didn't know about Chuck Norris

Finally! Someone who lives under a bigger rock than I do! ^5

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=307878

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quote:

Originally posted by bourgeois i had no idea it was posted before oh well it's still jokes

it was posted EVERYWHERE; on TOTA, Chillout Room, other forums. It was a huge internet thing not too long ago.

Chuck Norris even responded to the "facts"

My faves still:

"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."

LOL

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar My faves still: "Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing." LOL

*dies*

if u ask chuck norris what time it is, he always says "2 seconds till..."; then you say "2 seconds till what?" and thats when he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

i want a movie based on these facts...it would be the greatest movie ever

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH it was posted EVERYWHERE; on TOTA, Chillout Room, other forums. It was a huge internet thing not too long ago. Chuck Norris even responded to the "facts"

must have came out when i wasn't on TA alot

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Originally posted by bourgeois must have came out when i wasn't on TA alot

lol.. i'm juss bustin ballz

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anyways this one's the best

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

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