What a coincedence though, Just today I decided to look for new band members.
If you interested in joining our band you will need to be able to do the following:
1) get pissed or high
2) play an instrument (not essential)
3) you must sing. (good singing not essential)
We hardly ever turn up for practice, we just record when we are drunk.
We also plan to be in the top of the pops one day when we do a streak through the building whilst they are filming.