How many 5 year olds could you beat up?
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A totally theoretical question that I read on another forum

How many 5 year old kids do you think you can fight against at the same time? Normal Kids.

The rules:

- You are stuck on a football ground without any obstacles or tools.
- When you are beaten so badly so you either are unconscious or dead, you have lost.
- When all the kids are either unconscious or dead, you have won.
- When one child is unconscious or dead, he's out of the game.
- It would be either you or them...


Totally Depends on how vicious they are.

/does not condone beating up children

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Well Ive bashed you up before Benny boy so thats one 5 year old!

Seriously: as many as a football pitch can fit...

The question should of been how many TAs (aka 5yo's) do you think you could beat up...

again the answer to that would be as many as a football pitch can fit...

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i was tennis coach for about 6 years and tought many groups of 5 year olds.. i would rather be the 5y/o any day.. in packs they are vicious creatures.

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See the way i see it is if you pick one up by the leg and the arm and spin around alot you could probably clear up a good 77 ish. then run in a straight around and they would follow you in a straight line, you could turn around and advance quickly on them in a rugby tackle way one after another... who knows how many you take out..

haha.

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a football field full. once the kids see what youve done to one of them (something suitably vicious and nasty like twisting a scrote clean off) the rest of them will run. 5yos have no ticker. especially the girls. pussies.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN a football field full. once the kids see what youve done to one of them (something suitably vicious and nasty like twisting a scrote clean off) the rest of them will run. 5yos have no ticker. especially the girls. pussies.

What if they all go for you ast once pin you down and start eye gouging?

You're doomed then.

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quote:

Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN a football field full. once the kids see what youve done to one of them (something suitably vicious and nasty like twisting a scrote clean off) the rest of them will run. 5yos have no ticker. especially the girls. pussies.

Well actually if you beat one up and the rest scarper............. you've only beaten one up. And seeing the question is "how many can you beat up?" your answer is only one and not "a football field full".

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Well actually if you beat one up and the rest scarper............. you've only beaten one up. And seeing the question is "how many can you beat up?" your answer is only one and not "a football field full".

thats a very good point. ill therefore rephrase.

how many? more than trance nutter could.

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I dunno, 5 is pretty young, that's got to be kinder age.

I reckon a good set of shin guards and perhapps a box too and I could just run through the pack knocking them all out in the process.

..... Just don't trip over

does eating them count? i could probably fit a couple in mah belly

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