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Story Time
so today i had to go to the hospital for routine blood test and urine test.
so i get my blood test done and they tell me, "u have to get an egm test (ecm test?? mGm test??? i dunno whatever), go into this room." and they point to a room down the hall. i repeat as im in front of the door , "this room?" and they reply, "yes.". so i open the door and go in the room. there in front of me is a naked old lady, ass sagging to the floor. standing upright Buck naked. wrinkled titties flapping in the Fan. im like "oh shit!" and she starts to scream. i dont know what to do at this point so i tell her to hush and say "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and it works. she stops looks at me with this look of fear and she starts screaming even louder. then i realized i must look like a total pervie and run the fuck out of the room.
doctors and nurses come by and start giving me shit. im like you guys told me3 times to go into this fuckin room and ur going to blame me for all this shit. anyways i got naked and got patches stuck to me and peed in a cup and shot up witha huge needle and got to see a pair of titties! awesome day at the hospital
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