1) She's going to put whatever dumbass dog she has this week in it and get shit and piss and fur all over the beautiful interior
2) On the plus side she'll probably wrap it around a pole at 150mph
3) She isn't gonna drive anything fancier, an SLR is automatic... It allows her to talk on the phone, drive, and film yet another stupid porno in which you see her assaulting some poor hobo she got off the street, with her vaginal juices melting his dick away or something
4) Nobody will watch said film
5) If I owned the car here's what I'd look like except I'd be wearing a full Nomex suit and I'd be a guy
I am anxiously awaiting the drag racing video between her in that McMerc and Lindsay Lohan's CL65 AMG.
Mar-16-2006 05:25
Yohan
Champion of Deep&Nu-disco
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Kitchener, Ont, Soviet Canuckistan
Originally posted by chinamon
not true. i say "ugh"
but i am a tranny.
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Originally posted by kotsy
lol colour me retarded
Mar-16-2006 05:29
Misanthrope
Lest We Forget
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Cause every time you turn on the music, I can't control what comes over me.
awww jealously sucks
Mar-16-2006 05:29
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
I'm not jealous, I'm saddened for the car. I don't particularly like the SLR because it is automatic and as such is an abomination of a supercar but it must be respected for its prowess, and Paris Hilton has no idea what to do with all that power.
Mar-16-2006 05:31
Stingray
Still underwater
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: The M-dot
Re: Paris Hilton ruined a totally rad car...
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Originally posted by VERTiG0
3) She isn't gonna drive anything fancier, an SLR is automatic... It allows her to talk on the phone, drive, and film yet another stupid porno in which you see her assaulting some poor hobo she got off the street, with her vaginal juices melting his dick away or something
4) Nobody will watch said film
Cale, I love you man.
Mar-16-2006 05:32
psychosomatica
500 posts. What a shame.
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Toronto
Lindsay Lohan drives one too.
It's automatic for christ's sake
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Mar-16-2006 05:52
MarkT
Automatic Static
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Toronto
Re: Paris Hilton ruined a totally rad car...
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Originally posted by VERTiG0
...
5) If I owned the car here's what I'd look like except I'd be wearing a full Nomex suit and I'd be a guy
...
lol
Mar-16-2006 06:26
zoogla
Guest
Registered: Not Yet
Location:
Re: Paris Hilton ruined a totally rad car...
quote:
Originally posted by VERTiG0
5) If I owned the car here's what I'd look like except I'd be wearing a full Nomex suit and I'd be a guy
Yeah whatever Mr. I-like-pink-fuzzy-phones
(Lisa, hit me with a pic )
Mar-16-2006 06:53
VERTiG0
cunning linguist.
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: no longer Cambridge, Ontario, Canada
Re: Re: Paris Hilton ruined a totally rad car...
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Originally posted by fayraree
Yeah whatever Mr. I-like-pink-fuzzy-phones
(Lisa, hit me with a pic )
It wasn't fuzzy and you're a bastard, Fahad
I'm comfortable enough with that
Mar-16-2006 07:09
Jem_hadar
I remember...
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)
Re: Re: Paris Hilton ruined a totally rad car...
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Originally posted by fayraree
Yeah whatever Mr. I-like-pink-fuzzy-phones
(Lisa, hit me with a pic )
LOOOOL fay's on a fucking roll tonite!! hahaahaha
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Mar-16-2006 07:13
Jem_hadar
I remember...
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Pandora (South of Nowhere)
Re: Re: Paris Hilton ruined a totally rad car...
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Originally posted by fayraree
Yeah whatever Mr. I-like-pink-fuzzy-phones
(Lisa, hit me with a pic )
My soft fuzzy cute warm and cozy La Senza pink slippers ARE THE BEST!
I love them!
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Mar-16-2006 07:14
DarV
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2005
Location: Montreal
IM fucking Jealous THAT skank Hilton driving that car I want one
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