I dont know where else to go for advice on latin chicks. I'm white, German and Swedish to be exact. When I was younger I didnt like latin people, i was taught they're dirty and have stank pussy. When I got to college it was a bit different. I had a black roomate that was Jewish from New Jersey, a Venezuelan roomate and a dumb hick. Anyways, i was too busy in college fucking tons of regular chicks to even take a real notice at all the latin pussy coming though my apartment. One time I came home and there were about 150 latin people, mainly chicks spilling out of my apt into the parking lot cause my roomate told everyone i was having a party and I'd be dj'ing

It wasnt until recently I noticed how hot these bitches really are, like I only go for the ones with dark black hair and who are thin with black eyes. Based on studying peoples from south america, Columbian chicks fit that description pretty well.....and I hear they have a fat pussy that stays wet non-stop while fucking. My old roomate told me latin women love taking dick up their ass and if you get them to fall in love with you, u can fuck them in the ass anytime just as long as you dont let them feel like a hoe.


Now my question is, what can I do to show these chicks I am not some stupid ass gringo that wants to just pop it-n-drop it? Lately I've had about 6 Columbian women, fresh off the boat, wanting my cock. But they all seem to want to date seriously for long term and they all want me to go to Mass with them. My idea of going to church is drinking all the wine and fucking in the baptismal bath when we're drunk. And if it couldnt be worse, I've got quite a few Venezuelan girls wanting dick too. After awhile, "my type" they all look the same like the hot women from the spanish channel and I can't make up my mind. I mean damn, I just look at their legs and ass and I can tell they have big pussies---the pornstar type-----but I havent got a clue as to what to do to play this shit right. These bitches are slick and not stupid, they'll catch my ass if I try to run them all at once and a couple I know for sure will cut my dick off if they catch me. Sooooooo, what do I do?

Thanks.


Ciao

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Keep staring, I might do a trick.

Latin chik can be really seriously about daiting...so..dont cheat or play whit her...remember...she can voodoo shit to your dick

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Originally posted by ARNATINE Latin chik can be really seriously about daiting...so..dont cheat or play whit her...remember...she can voodoo shit to your dick

wait, u mean those bitches do vodoo and shit on guys like me? I'm not trying to play, I just want to know who gives up the best head or has the wettest pussy. Thats the one I'll keep. But my problem is if one comes up ot me and tells me to fuck her in the ass and the current girl wont take it up the ass, I don't know what I'll do.

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Keep staring, I might do a trick.

soo..get one how like in the ass whit wet pussy and amazing blow job...problem solved!

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Originally posted by ARNATINE soo..get one how like in the ass whit wet pussy and amazing blow job...problem solved!

If they still made women like that I'd already be speaking spanish, married with a couple of kids. Fact is, you don't find women like that anymore unless they're american chicks. Once you get past the part where you want a freak slut aka american chicks then you want a hot freak slut aka spanish chicks. The only thing I dont like about spanish/latin chicks is that they try to run your ass just because they think they can since they got the pussy. I'm begining to wonder if their cultures raises them up to think that the pussy rules everything.

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jajajajajajaja dude that is CUAIMA!!! cuaima is the chick how is really quiet but when she is angry...u have to run or hide...that is why u need to learn how not make her angry...here every chick have that cuaima shit...she can scream and hit really hard...u can have a baseball bat and still she will win the fight

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Originally posted by ARNATINE jajajajajajaja dude that is CUAIMA!!! cuaima is the chick how is really quiet but when she is angry...u have to run or hide...that is why u need to learn how not make her angry...here every chick have that cuaima shit...she can scream and hit really hard...u can have a baseball bat and still she will win the fight

Nahhhhh bro, I don't run from women. I'll stand there and let her hit me and when its all said and done I'll say I'm sorry for whatever wrong thing I did and then we'll fuck. Thats my style. But as we say in Florida, thats what you call some mean pussy.

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I'm really enjoying this thread...I'd love to hear more of the stereotypes of Latin chicks and how all you Latin Lovers deal with them.

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you're fucking retarded. any woman with a brain wouldn't fuck you. pathetic

that´s the profile of one voyeur

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