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Originally posted by Marc Summers Marc Summers says: that's probably one of the few things that cheers me up when I am feeling down Marc Summers says: getting the ruler and measuring my third leg Sunsnail says: yes We speak the truth.

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ruler, eh?

rulers don't work for Aureus

Aureus uses a tape measure

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You Can't Spell Hemorrhoids Without Emo. says:
i drank 14 bottles of it at my student union and dropkicked the projector image of a football manager that i thought was the real football manager. Went right through the screen.
.: Aureus :. says:
that is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing i have heard in my entire life

and you wonder why I never reply to you. I'm scared

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Originally posted by Aureus ruler, eh? rulers don't work for Aureus Aureus uses a tape measure

what we mean is yardstick.

you may use yardsticks, tape measures, etc. but why use them when all you need is the first 3.5inches?

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Originally posted by eye_03 you may use yardsticks, tape measures, etc. but why use them when all you need is the first 3.5inches?

I may want to measure my dick too instead of just my balls

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Originally posted by eye_03 but why use them when all you need is the first 3.5inches?

is that the distance starting back from the asshole?

Dick pump?

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Originally posted by Ygrene Dick pump?

dick pump with built in ruler? measure yourself and watch yourself grow!

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