It all started with a dream. I was having sex with a chick. Well kinda. We were both nekkid and she wanted me to "do it." I wanted to "do it." But I think I was crying instead. Probably because I wanted to do her but knew deep down that there was something keeping me back, like societal pressure or something. I'd never done a chick before (except when I experimented in junior high). So I think I nailed her in my dream.

I woke up and thought "strange, that's the 2nd dream" and went to the bathroom. And you know what?!? There was a card laying on the sink with a nekkid chick and her legs spread wide open? Coincidence? My roommate thought he'd play a prank on me by leaving it there but maybe he was picking up on something. Am I bi or even straight?

Should I try a chick? I wouldn't know what to do. Do I go to the straight bar? Do I have to buy her a drink first? Or just hang around outside the mall? Do I have to buy her flowers n shit or can I just go up and be like "hey, wanna sex?" I think I'd want to try a chick but I don't want to end up with the wrong one. I'm in LA, and there's a lot of really dumb chicks out here. Like dumber than donating $100 to scientology dumb.

I feel like the 40-year old virgin (except I'm 24 and not a virgin) because I've never done a chick and since it's been so long, I don't understand how their species works.

Advice?

*starts ducking as the flames begin*

i knew Jews can't be gay

"In NYC you can find 8 million unique people, in LA you're lucky if you find 6"

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go for it, whats the worse that can happen?

and no doubt your bandit tendencies will help in the pulling dept. \o/

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Originally posted by chojin and no doubt your bandit tendencies will help in the pulling dept. \o/

What does that mean?

Bang a bitch, just to say u did it.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson What does that mean?

from my exp. girls seem to love gay guys.

though thinking about it, they like them when they know they're gay :/ im not sure how it'd work out if they didn't know but you were ordering barcardi and cokes etc

id say fuck it, go for it mate. you can always get some cock action afterward if it doesnt work out

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I have no idea what you are saying.

You've never banged a chick, but you're not a virgin?

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Originally posted by chojin from my exp. girls seem to love gay guys. though thinking about it, they like them when they know they're gay :/ im not sure how it'd work out if they didn't know but you were ordering barcardi and cokes etc id say fuck it, go for it mate. you can always get some cock action afterward if it doesnt work out

So I should just pull the gay card instead of the "next round is on me" card? Maybe that would work. Yeah, I can always do another d00d as a back-up plan.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson So I should just pull the gay card instead of the "next round is on me" card? Maybe that would work. Yeah, I can always do another d00d as a back-up plan.

bahahah

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if you get laid with a chick on first try, i think all staight TAs will be bummed

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OOOOhhhh, I get it.

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jake mate, youre an intelligent lad, im sure you can figure it all out for yourself

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