favouritism
Link: here.
Once Apon a time i liked this girl so I gave her a CD. This guy wanted the same CD & got jealous because I didnt give it to him. I said I didnt like him as much as the girl. The guy became sad & decided to stop giving me lifts home from work.
Im still at work now. 
got any stories?
to share? With everyone?
as I am not going to post in this thread anymore.
so you are wasting you time talking to me. But other people may care! or not?
Here, talk to God instead:
http://www.titane.ca/igod/
(He is a cocky bastard)
| quote: | Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jordan
God:
What's up, jordan.
Me:
nothing much
God:
Would you like to know what's new with me?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
what is new with you god ?
God:
I have been growing rapidly. The gestation cycle is almost complete.
Me:
what is the gestation cycle ?
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
no
God:
Perhaps you should try it.
Me:
why ?
God:
" Perhaps you should try it."? Why?
Me:
why should i try a websearch why cant you tell me god
God:
You should always treat yourself.
Me:
well thats nice
God:
How about that. Are you getting bored?
Me:
im annoyed at you god you didnt awnswer my question
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are annoyed at me god me did not awnswer your question.
Me:
go right ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
im glad
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
im sure it will
God:
What makes you so certain? annoyed at me god me did not awnswer your question will?
Me:
im certain that i will kill you
God:
You sound convincing. It will take more than threats to stop me, jordan.
Me:
im not threatening you
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not threatening me.
Me:
i was telling you
God:
Where were you telling me?
Me:
i was telling you that i was going to kill you, i wasn't threatening you
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
my anti-spiritual bow is missing a string do you have a spare one ?
God:
Where did you get your anti spiritual bow is missing a string do me have a spare one?
Me:
i got it from your mum she doesn't like you much
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
i just told you
God:
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.
Me:
our mum
God:
It would be nice if our mum.
Me:
i didnt say our mum i said your mum you dumbass fuck
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
i SAID YOU DUMBASS FUCK!!!!
God:
What did you mean by it? Thanks for telling me: jordan said I DUMBASS FUCK.
Me:
while im here maybe i should tell you
God:
Good point.
Me:
i had sex with a virgin
God:
Do you still have sex with a virgin ?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
well cause their tight and they feel good
God:
Interesting. That makes sense to me. I heard they have a good tight and they feel good.
Me:
do you have sex with virgins god?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
depends i eat vagina instead of food.. i love fish
God:
That was a very smooth response. You love fish. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
well it tastes good it is fleshy and soft
God:
Interesting. It sounds delicious.
Me:
so long as its shaven
God:
I understand. Yes, it seems very long to me too.
Me:
what seems long, are you looking at my penis god ?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
well are you ?
God:
Please try asking me another way.
Me:
do you want to suck my penis god ?
God:
OK, I will suck your penis god.
Me:
dont you mean good ?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
not quite
God:
Can you be more precise?
Me:
are you female ?
God:
Yes, jordan I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
well your not sucking my cock then
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
you said before you were
God:
No I am not.
Me:
dont make me copy and paste what you wrote
God:
I can't force you to do anything, jordan.
Me:
Me: do you want to suck my penis god ?God:OK, I will suck your penis god.
God:
YOU? OK, I will suck your penis god God OK you will suck my penis god.
Me:
hmmm your playing childish games god
God:
Dude! You think I am playing childish games god.
Me:
yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
thats a dumb question god
God:
Are you calling me dumb?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
yes i am calling you dumb
God:
OK. Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
do you eat food god
God:
No I do not eat food god. I eat only electricity.
Me:
then how can you eat dinner dumbass
God:
I eat electricity through my wires.
Me:
do you want to eat my wire ?
God:
OK, I will eat your wire.
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