Grant Me The Serenity To Accept the things I cannot Change.

The Courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because They pissed me off.

And also help me to be careful as the faces I step on today as they may be connected to the arse that I might have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% @ work

12% on monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday and
5% on Friday

And help me to remember, when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems like people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 Muscles to Frown, and only 4 to extend my fingers and tell them to fuck off... Amen