UFC 59: Reality Check is ready to hit the books for the first time in California with a double main event.
Tito V Griffin. Griffin is the star on the rise, having become the winner of The Ultimate Fighter. Tito is taking his first to 3 fights on the way back to the championship (Griffin, Shamrock, LHW champion).
Arvloski V Sylvia. The heavy underdog, Sylvia, is ready to even the score and regain his HW belt against the extremely quick Arvloski. It's an extremely important match that forecasts the future of the HW division.
also on the card in Nick Diaz, Karo Parisyan, David Terrell and Evan Tanner.

I have a feeling Tito v Griffin is going to be an excellent match that goes the distance. A total of great standup from Griffin and brutal GNP by Tito.

place 'em

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.