(This thread is inspired by an ourbored conversation from last night)

You're sitting at the bar(/club/pub/your mom's basement) when a girl comes up to you, looks you over and says, "Why don't you buy me a drink?" This girls looks are above average but not spectacular(6.5/10) and there is nothing to immediately dissuade you.

You respond with: "

"sure. but it depends on what you want and what do i get out of it"

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thesuperglo - Flaming Popsicle [June 2007 Promo](full-on/dark/goa)

"turn around, shake it. I will get back to you."

"Ever heard of GHB and jogging?"

"Why don't you tell me your name and a reason why I should"

*smile cheekily*

Sorted.

'would u like a line of speed instead?'

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Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

If you are interested: Sure what are you drinking?

If you arent interested:
Why would you ask me in particular out of all the guys sitting here at this bar?

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Electronic Night Life
<3

"go to hell"

I don't buy drinks for random chicks unless there's some vibe going on.


And now that I come to think of it I think I have bought more drinks for some of my friends ( guys ) then for girls lol

"what's it worth?"

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Official Site - www.sterilis.co.uk

"You know that there's a distinct possibility of an iPod Nano being lodged in your vagina come next sunny morn."

tell her to explain to you why you should buy her a drink. what makes her so special? make her sell herself.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone