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Originally posted by whiskers early warning signs,

their name is jake benson?

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two different girls, same outcome. After two months they wanted to get married. I said, Hell No. So they both pretended to be pregnant. Lies after Lies, both of them refused to take a pregnancy test.

For the girls: Pretending to be pregnant in order to force a guy to get married: NOT COOL!

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Originally posted by Orbital32 two different girls, same outcome. After two months they wanted to get married. I said, Hell No. So they both pretended to be pregnant. Lies after Lies, both of them refused to take a pregnancy test. For the girls: Pretending to be pregnant in order to force a guy to get married: NOT COOL!

mmmmhmm, or after 3 days of knowing each other she calls you a "boyfriend" in a casual convo (tbh, things are going movie-like well) and when you confront her about it - because she didn't talk to you first - she sulks.

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Originally posted by Orbital32 For the girls: Pretending to be pregnant in order to force a guy to get married: NOT COOL!

ahhh, ye olde man trap. luckily these days its the accepted norm to bugger off and never see them again, pregnant or not

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chicks who say oh my gosh with their eyes wide open and start laughing loud as hell for some really stupid reason, i really want to kick them in the crotch


but instead i take them home and give them aids

I seem to be a magnet for crazy chicks, it all starts out the same:

Meet a girl, she seems kind of cool, hang out more, hook up, have the 'we're together right?' talk, everythings cruisy for a short period of time except the more time I spend with them the more obvious it becomes that they're maladjusted in some form. At some point while high/drunk they spill their guts about [insert horrible childhood here], then become ultra clingy.

Start throwing around the 'L' word like it's going out of fashion, become crazy jealous, constantly question the relationship 'YOU'RE JUST USING ME FOR SEX ARENT YOU!' and continually offload on me every time we hang out. Eventually I get sick of the relationship being an emotional black hole that sucks me of joy and life every time I think about it and break it off. She cries, I rebound into some chick I meet while fucked off my face (I have a theory that a relationship's health is inversely proportional to how intoxicated you are when it begins) and so the grand cycle of life continues.

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Originally posted by Taranis I seem to be a magnet for crazy chicks, it all starts out the same: Meet a girl, she seems kind of cool, hang out more, hook up, have the 'we're together right?' talk, everythings cruisy for a short period of time except the more time I spend with them the more obvious it becomes that they're maladjusted in some form. At some point while high/drunk they spill their guts about [insert horrible childhood here], then become ultra clingy. Start throwing around the 'L' word like it's going out of fashion, become crazy jealous, constantly question the relationship 'YOU'RE JUST USING ME FOR SEX ARENT YOU!' and continually offload on me every time we hang out. Eventually I get sick of the relationship being an emotional black hole that sucks me of joy and life every time I think about it and break it off. She cries, I rebound into some chick I meet while fucked off my face (I have a theory that a relationship's health is inversely proportional to how intoxicated you are when it begins) and so the grand cycle of life continues.

that's because ALL chicks, regardless of race, nationality or culture, are fucking crazy.

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The funnier ones are the girls that are normal during the relationship but turn psycho post break-up. I've never had the misfortune of one of these, but a close mate did. Watching the inferno from afar was amusing to say the least. Listening to him whine for the next three months was not.

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I think I might have found my future wife. Please continue...

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Originally posted by Krypton I think I might have found my future wife. Please continue...

Right, because your month long relationship with "Yukii" is a dream come true.

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Originally posted by Domesticated Right, because your month long relationship with "Yukii" is a dream come true.

Sure is.

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