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VERTiG0
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Terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has mechanical trouble with his weapon

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast...qawi/index.html

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BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Terrorist leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is seen as an inept gunman on a "complete" version of last week's Web video, according to a U.S. military commander.

Maj. Gen. Rick Lynch on Thursday showed excerpts of the full video, found in a raid in Yusufiya south of Baghdad, that depict al-Zarqawi, leader of al Qaeda in Iraq, and his aides appearing all-thumbs with firearms.

In the version posted on the Web, al-Zarqawi spoke directly to viewers, mocking the United States and the Iraqi government and exhorting his supporters to fight the U.S.-led operation.

The video also showed the militant, dressed in black fighter's garb, standing in an open field and firing a machine gun. ( Watch the rare video of al-Zarqawi -- 2:57)

Lynch showed parts of the "complete video" that pictured the militant leader and what he called "supposedly competent" aides after al-Zarqawi was seen firing the machine gun.

Al-Zarqawi is seen walking toward a white pickup truck in "New Balance tennis shoes" with associates around him, called "his trusted advisers" by Lynch.

They "do things like grab the hot barrel of a machine gun and burn themselves," Lynch said, narrating the video to reporters.

In another portion, Lynch said, "Here's Zarqawi, the ultimate warrior, trying to shoot his machine gun.

"It's supposed to be automatic fire. He's shooting single shots one at a time. Something's wrong with his machine gun. He looks down, can't figure it out. He calls his friend to unblock the stoppage and get the weapon firing again."

Lynch said that what was seen on the Web last week was what al-Zarqawi "wanted the world to see."

"Look at me," he said al-Zarqawi was trying to impart, "I'm a capable leader of a capable organization and we are indeed declaring war against democracy in Iraq and we're going to establish an Islamic caliphate."

"What he didn't show you were the clips that I showed you," he said, adding, "it makes you wonder."

Lynch was asked how al-Zarqawi can be a "terror mastermind" if he can't handle a firearm.

"You'll probably need to defer that question to his followers," Lynch said, noting that they have allowed him to be established as a leader.

Lynch said the images he showed indicate that al-Zarqawi "tends to have a problem" with mastering his own weapons system and with finding capable and competent aides.

"Why he's their leader, I don't know."



The full blooper reel will be on the DVD.

"Allah is great, down with heretic USA and Israel...Ron...RON! Come here, Ron. This gun isn't...okay here I think I got it...Ron! Leave me alone, I got this. Down with...aw...it's NOT FUCKING WORKING, RON! Oh Goddamnit. This is...it's all the gun, I swear...hey are you still fucking rolling on this? CUT THE MOTHERFUCKING FIL-"

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hahahahhahaa!!

So rude, but yet so funny.

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"Allah is great, down with heretic USA and Israel...Ron...RON! Come here, Ron. This gun isn't...okay here I think I got it...Ron! Leave me alone, I got this. Down with...aw...it's NOT FUCKING WORKING, RON! Oh Goddamnit. This is...it's all the gun, I swear...hey are you still fucking rolling on this? CUT THE MOTHERFUCKING FIL-"


Best opening to Family Guy ever.

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Best opening to Family Guy ever.


Damn straight.

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Damn straight.


I kinda wish the whole episode went that way.

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LOL. I love it.

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im sure bush doesnt know how to use a nuke either LOL


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I kinda wish the whole episode went that way.


+1

That was hilarious...

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im sure bush doesnt know how to use a nuke either LOL


Exactly. I don't think Al-Zarqawi's ability to fire a machine gun has anything to do with the activities of Al Qaeda.

Just a lame US propoganda attempt


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bush showed in past that he's unable to figure out the lens cap of binoculars..

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and didn't cheney shoot someone accidentally?

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