A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
Impossible, says the doctor. Show me.
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, You're not really a brunette, are you?
She says, No, I'm really a blonde. I thought so, he says. Your finger is broken...

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Muhahahahaha.....

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Very nice...

hahahahah, the whole brunette and blond thing transfer makes the joke weird.. would be better if it was just a *blond joke* from the begining

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
GOOD ONE...

hahaha. wahaha. muaha.hah..h...

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^^^^didn't mean to be facetious. i really did think it was funny.


where are the new smilieeees??

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

heheheheheeehheheheheheh!!!

yeah, that's a good one!!! LOL

thanks Henkie!!!

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Peace 'n Love! • Mikey • Sydney, Australia.

nice one

hehehe..

weird... heard this one on the radio this mornin too

jokes must be in fast circulation..

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nothing to see here... move along please

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Originally posted by ascension hehehe.. weird... heard this one on the radio this mornin too jokes must be in fast circulation..

Hohohoho! Heard it few years ago...Australia is quite far away from here...

Very funny, hows this one,

A Brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears.
The genie says,''You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.''

The woman says,''Okay. Give me a nice house.''

The genie replies, ''You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.''

The the lady asks,''Give me a gorgeous man.''

The genie replies,''You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.''

The lady says,''For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there, beat me half to death with it.''


Bit harsh maybe but it made me laff

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