god fucking damn.. i was sitting in my chair and i was getting up, and since im a lazy whore i do what normal people do, i put my hands on the arm rest to help push me up. what i did not see was that there was this FUCKING wasp sitting there. So i placed my hand directly on it and it stung me. it even got stuck so i had to shake it off. its been apx 3 hours and it still hurts like a son of a fucking bitch. even tho i had a zyrtec to fight the allergic reaction.

like, who here hates wasps and bees and that shit? i hope the little ****** gets raped by hornets. and he starts to cry before deciding to end his own life. FUCK it hurts lol

and if any girls decide to post, yes its more painful than giving birth so stfu!

/rant

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LOL.
I got stung when I was a kid, got me a day off school.
Ruled.

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Originally posted by dj_alfi and if any girls decide to post, yes its more painful than giving birth so stfu!

So that's how you do those crazy eyes!

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Originally posted by Lira So that's how you do those crazy eyes!

no. i only make those when i murder...

so yeah.. DONT make me do crazy eyes

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I kinda like them. Never got stung by any of them, and I go through clouds of them at times. The trick it to just stay calm and not make any sudden moves, and they'll just ignore you.

i have wasps for pets.

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Originally posted by Aquarian I kinda like them. Never got stung by any of them, and I go through clouds of them at times. The trick it to just stay calm and not make any sudden moves, and they'll just ignore you.

someone ban this liar

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yea i got stung by a wasp one time when i was like 10. i was going down some outside stairs and i had my hands on the railing, and my fingers were underneath the railing (it was kinda like this hollow area under the top of the rail) and i guess one was hiding under there cuz all of a sudden i was like, "OWWW!!!" wtf..i didnt' even know what happened and then i saw some nasty thing fly away and my whole hand was on fire for the rest of the afternoon.

sucked!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Wasps suck. There was one in the bathroom last night and i had to use my ninja skillz to brush my teeth

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Originally posted by dj_alfi someone ban this liar

Better not threaten a man who commands the power of wasps!

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Originally posted by Aquarian Better not threaten a man who commands the power of wasps!

yeah, that mustve sucked.. i remember this one time like 4-5 years ago, me and a couple of mates & chicks were like drinking beer and playing risk all nite at my friends place, and this was this fly that was like bothering us all nite, and sometime in the morning hours i smacked it, or so i thought. it was a wasp, and since it was late fall, it had like LOADS of poison in his ass... so my arm got like double the size of regular..

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