So I'm in a car, gettin a ride from a friend from my workplace to penn station (nyc) around 515 today...weather's nice, streets are crowded and the music in the car is bumpin'...

we get a half block away from the station and get caught at a light so i tell my friend that im just gonna walk across the street so i get out, and after i take two steps on the sidewalk i hear..

cop (in plain clothes) - "place your hands on the truck (parked on street next to sidewalk), spread your legs and dont move "

me: "umm...what's goin on?"
cop: "do u understand english, i said dont move, dont speak until i say so...why did u get out of that car so quickly?"
me: "im goin to the station to catch a train home.."
cop: "do you know that car has an expired registration??"
me:"umm..no its my friend's car, sorry.."

he then proceeds to ask me where i work (including the street address), where i commute from, how old i am...oh and he asks me to open up my bag and take out everything, then takes a look at my license and promptly says.."ok sorry about the holdup, you're free to go. we ran the plates on the car a few blocks back, saw that the registration was expired and then thought you were running from something."

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Originally posted by bogartgreens saw that the registration was expired and then thought you were running from something."

response of the century woulda been:

"yeah cause being the passenger in a car with expired plates carry one hell of a hefty fine and running always works. now fuck off so i can get home and smoke a bowl and pay a dirty hooker for a blowjob"


but yeah what gay cops

I bet he had a fucking GUT too. Most of the police I saw in NY were fat, and useless.

Didnt read ur post but the title made me think of this track

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Yeah, I don't understand NYC cops.

I said "Hello" to one, and he just gave me a dirty look. It wasn't even a sarcastic "Hello", it was polite and sincere.

Maybe he was just having a bad day.

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Originally posted by Marc Summers Yeah, I don't understand NYC cops. I said "Hello" to one, and he just gave me a dirty look. It wasn't even a sarcastic "Hello", it was polite and sincere. Maybe he was just having a bad day.

hahah why would you say hello to ANYONE in nyc? you just dont do that

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike I bet he had a fucking GUT too. Most of the police I saw in NY were fat, and useless.

The embodiment of ignorance and stereotyping. I'm sure your parents are extremely proud of you.

I love you, Mikey.

Last edited by Yan on May-18-2006 at 04:46

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Originally posted by kadomony hahah why would you say hello to ANYONE in nyc? you just dont do that

Seriously... why would you say hello to someone in NYC? Saying Hello is indirectly telling the person 'fuck you'... but telling someone 'hey ******' is the equivalent of saying 'hello'.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

i never really run into problems with the police in the city. the only problem i had was when i got a beer ticket for drinking a beer in a paperbag in the street. it was really annoying b/c i was taking my last sip and then throwing it into the garbage, when she pulled me aside. and it wasnt even a ticket that i had to pay money- i had to go to court a month later. never had to pay any money, but i had to go to a 'quality of life' class with other people that did stupid things that NYC loves to give tickets for. it was annoying and i was on some sort of probation for 6 months then it was wiped off my records.

all for drinking a beer outside of the chemical brothers show on the street

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Originally posted by bogartgreens So I'm in a car, gettin a ride from a friend from my workplace to penn station (nyc) around 515 today...weather's nice, streets are crowded and the music in the car is bumpin'... we get a half block away from the station and get caught at a light so i tell my friend that im just gonna walk across the street so i get out, and after i take two steps on the sidewalk i hear.. cop (in plain clothes) - "place your hands on the truck (parked on street next to sidewalk), spread your legs and dont move " me: "umm...what's goin on?" cop: "do u understand english, i said dont move, dont speak until i say so...why did u get out of that car so quickly?" me: "im goin to the station to catch a train home.." cop: "do you know that car has an expired registration??" me:"umm..no its my friend's car, sorry.." he then proceeds to ask me where i work (including the street address), where i commute from, how old i am...oh and he asks me to open up my bag and take out everything, then takes a look at my license and promptly says.."ok sorry about the holdup, you're free to go. we ran the plates on the car a few blocks back, saw that the registration was expired and then thought you were running from something."

Same thing happened to me the other week.

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Originally posted by jonSun Didnt read ur post but the title made me think of this track

idk that mix, but never seen a video for the song before, wicked
fuckin choon
fucked up song, but choon

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Sounds a lot like the cops in my town. Except that they're less bright and hardly ever to be found outside of the downtown area. Guess I should be fortunate enough for that.