we had to turn our fax machine off unless it was a client because we kept getting faxes from nigeria saying how we were set to make 10 million dollars if we would only hold 100 million in our US bank account for them they would pay us 10%.... all we had to do was give them our bank info! lol ... um let me think about that... no.

hahhaahaaha.

other ones had better stings of quasi beleiveable info leading up to asking for our bank account info. those nigerians can be funny characters. I'm sure there are suckers out there though that only see the 'potential' to get 10 million quick for doing nothing. There are only a hand full of people in nigeria worth anything close to that sum of money and you better beleive there is no Fing way they are going to need some random person to hold thier money for them! lol.

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Originally posted by Lightshow i wear sunglasses for the same reason everybody wears them in a club. 1: people look cool in sunglasses 2: it gets awefully bright as the night progresses

*nusty does not wear sunglasses at night, they make it hard to see and you could trip

lol, its fun toying with ppl when they think they are toying with you

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Best Nigerian scam site evar;
http://www.419eater.com/

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Short time TA, Long time Guver, Good time giver.

this is the ultimate revenge against a scammer, but this was on ebay.

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/

HE WANTED THIS.................................BUT GOT THIS

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Originally posted by Adamo this is the ultimate revenge against a scammer, but this was on ebay. http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/ HE WANTED THIS.................................BUT GOT THIS

omg hahahaha...

That site is awesome.
Great story!

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The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all change to silver glass...and then you see it...
...white shores...and beyond...the far green country under a swift sunrise."

A friend of mine,owner of a trading company ,lost 400 hundread thousand dollars on a scam deal with nigerians buying sugar.

he was approached by some trading company from Nigeria to purchase some sugar. When he closedthe deal and shipment went to Nigeria. Customs and Nigerian port puted containers on hold and charged huge rent for it.
So the buyer demanded that seller comes to Nigeria to solve the problems with the customs and that a deposit for a specific sum for customs was neccesary to release the sugar.

Upon arrival to Nigeria,Hotel management took his passport (usual procedure in Europe) ,next day - buyer came to pick him up and drove him to the local bank. He deposited money and went back to hotel peacefuly,waiting for things to settle down. After 2 days of complete silence he tried to contact the buyer - the phone was off,he called to the bank and the bank phone was off too.

He couldnt get his passport back from hotel for some reason.He contacted British Embassy and only then hotel management gave him his passport back. With the passport in hands and an official rep from UK embassy he went to the bank to find out what is going on and WALLA! - there was an empty building .

scammer putted up fake sign for the branch,furnitrue,computers,hired clients,workers,cleaners.




Every day I get 5 to 10 business proposals from different companies located throughout the South Africa. all of em are fake.


P.S.
In the Hearthrow Airport the most expensive dressed people are Nigerians..

P.P.S

I lost 100 dollars when I sent documents to the fake customer through Express mail.

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Transmote Me .

uuugh I KNOW the feeling! Every few days, I get some african dude hitting on me via myspace or hotmail...i guess in hopes that i will marry them so they can gain citizenship in Canada



My most recent myspace messages:

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Subject: hi Body: hi sexy hot babe, how are u, i just passing i u and decided to say hi to u becos and u are indeed cool i must commend that. it is no lia. well can i be ur friend. i am Prince Chike from the Great African but i reside in malaysia (Asia). for my business of export goods to africa. so i will like to be ur friend. u can also reach me with my number 0060132329634 or my mail id: [email protected]. i am expecting ur call or email. I don't give people this, but i felt like given it to u. take care and remain on top becos the ground is too crowded for u to stay. thanks i love u. prince chike in malaysia

LOL *gasp!* he's a prince! Wow, maybe i will become his princess?!

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Subject: LOOKING FOR A FRIEND Body: Hi, I'm Ahmed! I'm an honest, caring person and would like to meet the same..I'm looking for a friend to start out with and go from there. Because am from west african I'm very new at this online dating. I'm not sure if I will have any more luck at finding a girlfriend this way, but I'm praying for a miracle.I have a great sense of humor, I love to smile. I also have a slight speech becos am from west african. I like to learn and read. I'm completely mobile and hold a steady job. I know you are wantin someone tall, but I pray you will consider me and give me a chance at a friendly relationship.

how the hell does he know i like tall guys?!


aaaand a couple e-mails:

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Hi, I am EMMANUEL CHINEDU NWABUOKEI,i am 30yrs old, from Asaba in Delta state Nigeria. I had Diploma in IRPM,COMPUTER ENGINEERING and INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY. Presently i work with the Nigerian Bottling Company plc,authorised bottler of coca-cola,fanta 5alive etc. I wish to make friend or courtship. I will be glad to hear from u soon. My contact is below, NAME:EMMANUEL CHINEDU NWABUOKEI email:[email protected] Tel no:234-8034738824 Best Regards, Chinedu.

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helloooo how are you...and where are you...your msn always closed...I curiosity...ok? write to me....baybaayyyyyy

lol...

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Originally posted by Adamo this is the ultimate revenge against a scammer, but this was on ebay. http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/ HE WANTED THIS.................................BUT GOT THIS

i really enjoyed reading that...o man that was good


ahahaha

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie uuugh I KNOW the feeling! Every few days, I get some african dude hitting on me via myspace or hotmail...i guess in hopes that i will marry them so they can gain citizenship in Canada My most recent myspace messages: LOL *gasp!* he's a prince! Wow, maybe i will become his princess?! how the hell does he know i like tall guys?! aaaand a couple e-mails: lol...

hey baabbbaayyyyy, I am King Adi...

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Originally posted by adi26 hey baabbbaayyyyy, I am King Adi...

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Originally posted by Fir3start3r as you can see from the name above ANIMASHAUN??

crazy as that may sound, people have names like that in nigeria. my parents live there, and I've visited three times.

they have crazy names, like Justice, Serenity, Leonarda, etc...

its funny

and yes, some of the wealthiest people in england are nigerians, some of them have so much money its not even funny, and the rest of the country is dirt poor. its a strange place. NEVER do business there if you can avoid it.