1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?!? It's a fuckin' dollar, put it down on the tiprail and blow my world away already.
7) Yeah, my tits are real. As real as my affection for you.
13) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income.
18) STOP trying to grab my tits!!!!!!! That's extra.
23) No seriously, my real name is Sparkle.
24) NO, I will not take a dime sac for payment. I can tell it's oregano anyway you stupid muther******!
30) DO NOT come into the club looking for a girlfriend/date. It's like me going to PETA looking for a steak.
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Jun-04-2006 16:50
Jayx1
Prime Minister of TOTA
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: The Socialist People's Republic Of Canada
if you are that bitter about your profession, maybe its time to quit.
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quote:
Originally posted by jester
Everything in this country is illegal.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill
"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill
Jun-04-2006 17:23
lopi
Famous Titles
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Kitchener, Ontario
that was decently humerous, thank you.
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I love rev... Rev-y, Rev, Rev
Jun-04-2006 17:27
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
I laughed.
Thanks.
Jun-04-2006 17:37
vickyvale
Angelina
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Brantford, ON, Canada
lol
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Rapture tastes so sweet
Wanted by many, taken by none, looking at some, but waiting for one.
