craigslist rock!!! hahahah way too many shit in there! check it out:

http://montreal.craigslist.org

post stuff your finds.


From missed connections:

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Ty @ Bal en Blanc... we spoke for 8 hours, where have you gone?

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You very pale, 21-25, dressed sleek and cool(not all street-punkish) with a D&G Touque on. Taking your orange juice and methadone at Pharaprix on Monday. You're incredibly cute!

hahaha heroinheads

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it was last december 05, you from Kansas City. Me from Toronto. You were Iranian and German going to University, Me German and African American. We talked and had a cigarette in the small cafe on the corner. You were heading back to US for Christmas. I was in Montreal working at a conference. You were beautiful, I wish I could talk to you again..

oooooof good luck, thats a fucking long shot right there.

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I am a tall muscular and dressed to kill. I saw you around the corner at St. Catherine and Berri talking with your freinds on monday. You had a wonderful smile and some amazing big tits. You liked the way I looked at them. I would like to see you (them) again. send me a line soon

haahahahah good luck

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Guy in grey car going onto highway 20 east. You were fine. I was hoping you'd follow me. Me in black car in frount of you. You dark and beautiful, with a diamond earring.

hahahahahah wtf, good luck.

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every day i check the missed connections section of craigslist but nobody has ever missed me. i want a post. i'm young and attractive and single. damnit montreal. why don't you pay any attention to me.

hahahahaha

From casual encounters:

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Hot guy - seeking 2 hot girls for 3some. 500 each. More info by email.

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m4m, 27, good looking, wondering if anyone would like me to come over for a nice long discreet blow job this morning nsa.

and the big WTF of the night goes to:

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SHY,CONSERVATIVE SOON TO BE MARRIED GIRL NEEDS TO LEARN THE ART OF LOVE MAKING My name is Mayavati Loha,27 years old. I've been living here for the past seven years. I've always wanted to marry an Indian man and be with his completely! So I saved myself for this one man. Indian marriages usually are for a lifetime and the husbands sincere and very family oriented. I was surprised when during one of my conversations with my fiancee, I realised that he was expecting me to be an expert in love making since I lived in the western society. Out here it is not a great issue to be sleeping around. But my fiance is more concerned with whether I can completely give him pleasure or not.He has told me that before marriage he wants me to be well versant with the art of lovemaking and after marriage I'll only have him to pleasure. I've taken the desire of my fiance to my heart and wish to do this for him. I've gone ahead and something bold and sensous. I've put up my profile in: Women For Casual Encounters ...com My profile is ""SHYINDIANWOMAN"" I'm sure u will be able to decide whether u like me first I shall set up my webcam. I'm just looking for someone who can show me how to make a man scream with pleasure and So I'm willing to try out anything, but u have to be gentle with me....U can make me do anything u want and u can do anything u want. My pleasure is not important, but if u enjoy its worth my while!! Waiting for you to take a look at me, love, Mayavati

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