ok, firstly this topic isnt going to be the nicest so if u wish to complain about the vulgarity of this thread, don't, go phone up ur isp and comaplain to them instead about something else.

i was around my mates house and went to the toilet, and had a shit, and i went to wipe my arse and to my "oh shit" tone of voice there was no toilet paper, im sure i aint the only one to expirence this, so just wondered what others have done? i was looking for paper or alternatives, moving my head more times a second that a pigeon, and then realised that there was nowt, but then found some baby wipes so i was ok that time, i had a backup plan which is very foul but ill let u use ur imagination about that

so just wondered what others have done in this situation?

(ps-yes i no this is a foul topic, but its all for fun, so dont reply with some shitty () comment plz.

Last edited by Coup on Jan-22-2002 at 22:50

I have something that has a little bit to do with your subject.
The unability of using PUBLIC toilet. There was a period were this complex of mine got outta control and i just couldnt do anything anymore. I almost exlploded when we had excursions from school for example. Nowadays i just need my concentration, meaning that i cnat stand ppl talking behind me, hearing ANY noise or just feeling that some1 MIGHT enter and disturb..yeah im paranoide

lets make this the "toilet stories" thread

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Well mate do what I did in Thailand (they have no bog roll coz the drainage system can't handle it). Use what mother nature gave you...

do the same thing as in the commercial (on Dutch TV)

use the tissue you girlfriend threw out of the window of a driving train when she left for a long time...........(or don't use it , it's your choice)

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I always check for the tiolet paper first...

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Originally posted by Spad Well mate do what I did in Thailand (they have no bog roll coz the drainage system can't handle it). Use what mother nature gave you...

aaaawww man!!!! yuk!!!!

the evil doll in ur avatar looks like he is actually doing it RIGHT NOW!!!

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Originally posted by Gekhous aaaawww man!!!! yuk!!!! the evil doll in ur avatar looks like he is actually doing it RIGHT NOW!!!

Option 1: Spend 5 weeks in own beach hut (including hammock) that costs less per night than a Big Max does back home on tropical island that hosts techno/trance beach parties every other weekend by night.
Option 2: Go home coz I need a shit.

Hrm...tough choice.
Anyway the diet helps, doesn't leave much to clean up if you see what I mean. A lot of people take bog roll with them then just dump it somewhere but if you ask me that's just disrepectful.

Imm used to this, living in a student house imm the only one that ever buys bog roll, now ive got my own secret suply of the stuff!

Jon

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Originally posted by Dmatrox I always check for the tiolet paper first...

Werd !

Coup: What a shitty subject to talk about (PUN intended)

The Army way of wiping your arse ...

Take ONE square of toilet paper
fold it into 4
then tear out the middle part, the centre of the square where it has that nice sharp edge, next place the unfolded paper over your middle finger, see why u tore out the middle part now ?
Important ! keep the part u tore out ! !

next insert middle finger into your bottom to clean your arse, remove and use paper to clean your finger.
Discard used paper and then use the bit u tore out to clean under your fingernail. (told u that was important to keep)

That was the way the British Army trained ppl to wipe their arse out in the field . . .

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Thats minging Neo lol, and Coup this threads is a shitty topic to talk about lol. Spad thats dangerous with all the snakes and spiders out there lol.

Newspaper thats what I would use if I ran out of bog roll lol which is very rare as we usually have about 20 rolls of toliet roll in our house, empty every last piece of shit out of your system then use some newspaper lol, sounds disgusting also have a bath or shower afterwards cos the ink must smudge, also another tip find someone you hate in the newspaper and use their picture as bog roll.

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In this lil house-o-mine, there's a spare roll right above in the cabinet just in case of those instances!

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School toilet paper was the best. It was all shiney and slippery. You'd begin to wipe your arse and before you knew it your hand would be half way up your back.