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Mycoxafloppin/ repost? :D
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name ofAcetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also callAmoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After carefulconsideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced thatit has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered wereMycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available inliquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable foruse as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pourhimself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and itgives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a goodold-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by thename of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implantsand Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and hugeerections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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