LMFAO...I saw this & went to his page & read it myself

what a dork but a funny one.

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In memory of DarkAngel 1976 - 2009

i realized the blog is OLD but renzo cracks me up!

i want more renzo posts!

lol @ #24

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#18 and 22 made me almost pee myself

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Originally posted by ambs #18 and 22 made me almost pee myself

No cream?

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Originally posted by DarkAngel No cream?

no. holden makes me cream

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Originally posted by ambs no. holden makes me cream

With or without the sugar and coffee?

Thank you, Amber and the rest. But I didn't do this all by myself.

So...I'd like to take this time to thank my penis. Without a big penis, I would just be an amazingly awesome person with a tiny penis...kinda like Leo. I keed, putito de mierda.

I'd like to thank Damon. I'd like to thank Damon for being gayer than Jasin's wardrobe. You my boy, Jasin. But seriously, Damon, it takes guts to be yourself and devote your life to the cock like you do. I applaud you for that, faggelito.

I want to thank Melissa. I want to thank Melissa for being the first person ever to tell me that getting attention on TA is better than sex. I never believed her, but now I see she wasn't totally off base. I mean, in all honesty, the only reason I even hang out with Melissa is cause she's a moaner, she gets naked whenever the hell I tell her to, and cause she's always shaved. I mean, I heard she's always shaved. I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm a good church-going kid. Oh, right, I almost forgot. She waxes now. Oooooooooh.

Ok, bye.

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Originally posted by Renzo Thank you, Amber and the rest. But I didn't do this all by myself. So...I'd like to take this time to thank my penis. Without a big penis, I would just be an amazingly awesome person with a tiny penis...kinda like Leo. I keed, putito de mierda. I'd like to thank Damon. I'd like to thank Damon for being gayer than Jasin's wardrobe. You my boy, Jasin. But seriously, Damon, it takes guts to be yourself and devote your life to the cock like you do. I applaud you for that, faggelito. I want to thank Melissa. I want to thank Melissa for being the first person ever to tell me that getting attention on TA is better than sex. I never believed her, but now I see she wasn't totally off base. I mean, in all honesty, the only reason I even hang out with Melissa is cause she's a moaner, she gets naked whenever the hell I tell her to, and cause she's always shaved. I mean, I heard she's always shaved. I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm a good church-going kid. Oh, right, I almost forgot. She waxes now. Oooooooooh. Ok, bye.

Oh Jesus.

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Originally posted by Renzo I'd like to thank Damon for being gayer than Jasin's wardrobe. You my boy, Jasin.

hahaha that made me cry hahaha from laughing so hard

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Originally posted by Renzo I want to thank Melissa. I want to thank Melissa for being the first person ever to tell me that getting attention on TA is better than sex. I never believed her, but now I see she wasn't totally off base. I mean, in all honesty, the only reason I even hang out with Melissa is cause she's a moaner, she gets naked whenever the hell I tell her to, and cause she's always shaved. I mean, I heard she's always shaved. I wouldn't know anything about that. I'm a good church-going kid. Oh, right, I almost forgot. She waxes now. Oooooooooh. Ok, bye.

that is like sig - worthy

and looong

and HA-larious

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Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
Near to me
Near to me

R.I.P. DarkAngel 12-16-o9