Seeing as our government is enjoying banning anything and everything, I'm getting worried that soon they'll run out of ideas for the next thing they could ban. Being a responsible citizen, I think we should help out our totalitarian government by suggesting things they could ban in the future. The more ridiculous, the better. Armed with this list, I am confident our government can create a utopia that will make the Garden Of Eden look like the lawn behind a trailer home. I'll throw out a few:

- Catchy songs in commercials (I've been unfortunately singing "hand in my pocket" all morning long)
- "Unbroken" baseball caps being pulled over the wearer's eyes (if I can't see your eyes, I assume you're up to no good)
- Talking in restrooms while within a foot of a urinal.
- Sunlight (some people are allergic, and we should ALWAYS cater to the needs of the special, selected few so that they can enjoy the same aspects of life enjoyed by people not stricken with a one in a million allergy)

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur - Catchy songs in commercials (I've been unfortunately singing "hand in my pocket" all morning long)

those commercials kick ass.

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Originally posted by Floorwhore those commercials kick ass.

*hums the Vonage/Kill Bill tune*

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur - Sunlight (some people are allergic, and we should ALWAYS cater to the needs of the special, selected few so that they can enjoy the same aspects of life enjoyed by people not stricken with a one in a million allergy)

While I'm not allergic to sunlight, I'm a sufferer of AUTOSOMAL DOMINANT COMPELLING HELIOOPHTHALMIC OUTBURST SYNDROME, or "ACHOO" syndrome, or simply, photic sneezing.

This means that when I go from a shady place to direct sunlight, I sneeze a few times.

I bet you thought it was some horrible disease when you read that name, didn't you? About 23% of people have this.


But back on topic, let's ban these things:

• PETA
  
• environmentalists that want to shut down Top Gear
  
• Harvey's (EVERYTHING TASTES THE SAME, am I the only one who realizes this?)
  
• mennonite buggies on the road (GET OUT OF MY WAY)
  
• drivers over the age of 80
  
• rap music
  
• dinosaurs
  
• reality TV shows
  
• skeletons
  
• mathematics
  

That's a solid list Cale, but I have one correction to make:

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Originally posted by VERTiG0 Burger King (EVERYTHING TASTES THE SAME, am I the only one who realizes this?)

How about fastfood in general? Everyone knows it's hazardous for your health, hence, you shouldn't be allowed to consume it.

An on that note, fatness should also be banned (it's harmful for the fat person, and it's not pretty to look at for me).

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trance music :

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Originally posted by malek trance music :

Quebecers!

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Quebecers!

Insanely high insurance!

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Originally posted by Stingray Insanely high insurance!

Muscle cars! (their era has passed, time to move on. We have better things now, no need for that outdated crap to be around)

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i for one love seafood but a lot of my friends can't stand the salty smell of fresh seafood. so lets ban seafood for the good of mankind!

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Bluetooth headsets for anyone under 30.

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