All sluts invited!! I'll have someone spinning live, and it wont matter if he/she sucks because we will be far too drunk to care and the power will be out soon anyway!!

Not really, but if this develops into a hurricane than I really will have a hurricane party. I'm gonna start contacting sluts now anyway.


And you know what, all the reporters around here cant say the fucking name Alberto correctly. I mean are you fucking serious?? Its just Alberto. Not Al-BEAR-toe. Cmon wtf you live in florida dumb fucks, puerto ricans are everywhere so you should know how to say Alberto.


But anyway... where the sluts at??

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You confuse people when you ask them who were the people who built the nuclear bombs. Even I don’t know who’s not doing it now with their thoughtless actions, and in their spirits.

Dont just do something, sit there.

i broke the dam

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wait ... i've got it...







































crab people.

hurricanes blow, but your thread sucks.

i thought it had some potential.. worst comes to worst pick up some prostitutes.. they are better then sluts and you get your moneys worth

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak hurricanes blow, but your thread sucks.

your moms a hurricane

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You confuse people when you ask them who were the people who built the nuclear bombs. Even I don’t know who’s not doing it now with their thoughtless actions, and in their spirits.

Dont just do something, sit there.

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Originally posted by philliez your moms a hurricane

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"We did not choose to become robots. There was an accident in our studio. We were working on our sampler, and at exactly 9:09 a.m. on September 9, 1999, it exploded. When we regained consciousness, we discovered that we had become robots."

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Originally posted by philliez your moms a hurricane

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could i get laid?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/gabriel_and_dresden

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by kadomony

hahahah what the crap is that?

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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