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Ax = 12%
V1 = 750mls
v = the pisshead vector;
b = bottle;
t = time;
p = pisshead drunken conditon (MPalc)
h = The pisshead-to-alcohol ratio;
>> h = [1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6;
1/3, 1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7;
1/4, 1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8;
1/5, 1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9;
1/6, 1/7, 1/8, 1/9, 1/10]
>> v = h*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute H times some pisshead vector
>> h\v % Solve H*x = v for x - should equal to being drunk
>> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturbed the pisshead vector by only 0.001 percent
>> h\vpert % Result is a large percentage error
>> a = rand(5) % A random music selection x5 volume
>> cond(a) % Check its drunken condition number
>> v = a*[1;1;1;1;1] % Compute A times some start vector
>> a\v % Solve A*x = v for x - should equal speech vector
>> vpert = v + 0.0001*norm(v)*rand(5,1) % perturb vector by only 0.001 percent
>> a\vpert % Result is still a small percentage error
>> M = munchies
>> C = Cookies and that's good enough for me
>> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a random act of violence
>> v20 = a^20 * v x bladder control
>> v21 = a * v20 % A good estimate for the vagina
>> norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the largest vagina
>> Va = [12.2370, 37.5247, 33.3649, 10.6727, -3.5762;
-37.4620,-139.4589,-125.2058, -37.2706, 14.6711;
25.0066, 105.7378, 95.9299, 25.3789, -11.8404;
13.1421, 43.1461, 37.2184, 14.4869, -4.4766;
-49.2073,-193.2776,-169.3627, -48.8387, 23.8051]
Therefore no vagina tonight.
>> m = (a - 1.5*eye(5))^(-1) m * v20 % A
>> v = rand(5,1) % Generate a vomit or two m * v20 % A
>> v20 = m^20 * v piss break m * v20 % A
>> v21 = m * v20 % A good flexing of the brain muscle
>> x = norm(v21)/norm(v20) % Estimate the distance to the toilet m * v20 % A
>> l = 1.5 + 1/x m * v20 % A asdrfasfaf 4tgf gg to drunk to care ratio -9sg 9s-fh
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