so i met this chick about ohhhhh 1 month ago and we've been talking on the phone and what not since then. well, we finally got around to hanging out tonight. we didn't do much, just sat around the house and chilled, etc. so anyways, she asks to use the bathroom and i say 'sure go right ahead' whatever. well, when she leaves i go into the bathroom to take a shower and there is a piece of turd on the rug
i know it's not my dogs cus he is potty trained...do you think she just dropped a little nugget on there on accident...OR do you think she hates me so much for not hanging out with her sooner that she said fuck it and left me a little surprise. srsly the grossest thing ever. i had to clean it up

it was probably caught on her ass hair and swung loose when she stood up

bweah hah ah ahaha




anyone else in the house it coulda been? ........or yourself?

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newp. just me, my dog and her...should i call her out on it? or should i just ignore her for the rest of my life?

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Originally posted by tribu it was probably caught on her ass hair and swung loose when she stood up

>.<

Are you *sure* it was poop?

I mean, it tasted like poop and everything, right?

So you think your dog is more potty trained than this girl and you're asking a fucking question here???

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Retro ...

She probably saw all the images of you making out with your dog. Then left you a little gift.

ewwww.

i know for a fact my gf doesn't poop.

you've got a problem with this chick.

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Originally posted by Yan She probably saw all the images of you making out with your dog. Then left you a little gift.

What this man said.

girls don't poop!

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Originally posted by lex400sc girls don't poop!

to contridict myself and to quote frank zappa...

Well ladies you can be an asshole too,
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yourself girl,
It's lookin' at you.
Don't fool yourself girl,
It's winkin' at you.
That's why I say,
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it,
Ram it up your poop chute.

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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long