its not like im a fiend or anything. theres just something appealing about wasting time & getting paid to jerk off. its kinda like being a whore. to yourself. sweet.

anyone else get a bit bored on a fri afternoon and waste some time this way? im getting a bit older now so this is no longer a frequent occurence. but back in my highschool days, i was da man. shit, one time i had to pretend i had the runs coz id spent so long in the bathroom.

wanking > working.

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i hadnt realised prostitution was legal over in tasmania.

umm, no.

Even some of the late nights or weekends I've done its never come to that.

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haha once i got the receptionist and her friend to pose on the boardroom table for me


needless to say, i also had the runs that day and had to spend a bit of time in the toilet after...not really...but seriously i did

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true story;

friend of mine had to do a big presentation (yeah i know your thinking 'friend' - but it is).

anyway he had this big presentation to do...was pretty nervous about the whole thing. at lunchtime he decided to go down to shaft and knock out a quick one to relieve the tension. (yes the man has issues - funny guy tho).

anywho does what he has to do - walks out the secret entrance and discovers to his horror a nice big stain right next to his zip on his freshly pressed pinstripes.

untucks his shirt for his walk back to the office. meets about 4 people in the street who he knows and ask what hes doing and they all say he should tuck himself in.

gets back to the office and goes to the toilet and splashes water on the stain. it doesnt go..it just now looks like he has pissed himself as well as having a wank.

postpones the presentation for an hour so he can get home and get changed.

looses account.

lol.

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Last edited by Light The Fuse on Jul-04-2006 at 10:01

so how much did it cost to clean the suit pants jules?

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my god pkc what's with all the cock related threads hey.

you've obviously had another encounter with one of those young boys you like so much

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Originally posted by Teflon_Teapot so how much did it cost to clean the suit pants jules?

lol i may be a bit of a farked khunt but

a.not that farked
b.wouldnt be telling the story if i was

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why not just do it and if anyone asks say the tap sprayed funny or broke while he was washing his hands? or he had a souvlaki for lunch and spilled some tzatziki?

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Originally posted by Philby why not just do it and if anyone asks say the tap sprayed funny or broke while he was washing his hands? or he had a souvlaki for lunch and spilled some tzatziki?

because people who do presentations dont eat souvlakia.

thats for labour workers like me

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Originally posted by PauLie_C whats wrong with electro??

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Originally posted by sezzy my god pkc what's with all the cock related threads hey.

coz ta is boring. and obviously i love the cock. the people have spoken.

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hahaha Jules
that guy is sooooooooooooooo ghey..............

lol

he shouldnt have post-poned it........he shouldve went on as if nothing was there.

lol