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I think he should be called wolfy, my reasoning is two part.
Firstly, it was the trick name that Arnold used to trick the evil t-1000 in Terminator 2:
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TERMINATOR
Hey, Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfy? I can
hear him barking. Is he okay?
JANELLE
Wolfy's fine, honey. Where are you?
(Terminator hangs up the phone.)
TERMINATOR
Your foster parents are dead.
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Okay so that's FUCKING BADASS...
Secondly I think that all parents should release their children into the wild as soon as they can crawl. Have you ever heard, "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was."? If your child comes back he'll probably have wolf-like tendencies or perhaps even a child-wolf bond that will be with him throughout his entire life and an improved sense of smell. If he comes back, Wolfy is a very appropriate name, if the child does not return who gives a shit what his name is. Of course, if you have a girl her name should be C1-07 or C1-08 depending on the year of birth.
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