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OH
MY
GAWD
I think I just threw up a little
I think I would get arrested if I even tried looking at chicks that age... and I don't think I'm even half of Hasselhoff's age. He should be on a sexual predator list, that wrinkly viagra-popping old bastard.
And It's a UK version of K.I.T.T.!!!! and geriatric, ben-gay and preparation H smelling Hasselhoff is driving it!!! In the gayest car and gayest outfit EVAR! He's the old dude in the club Chris Rock warned me about!!!!
LOL factor: Even chicks are singing "I know you're GAY" (check out 0:33 - 0:35 frames of the video)
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| quote: | | No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true. |
--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)
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