Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Underground Pirate Station [JSRF]
Ice Cream Truck Lady Is a *******
So today i flaged down one of those ghetto ass Ice Cream Trucks. And then the Ice Cream Lady pops her little beatty ass head out the window. And shes like "man bitch what do you want". And im like. Sup hoe. Ill take the Hulk Ice Cream. Kthnx
And shes like we dont have the "Hulk Ice Cream" but we do have them Spider man ones. Then she goes and points at the little spider man ice cream pic on the side of her truck.
And im like wTF!!!! I dont want the gay ass Spider Man one. How's the spiderman one like the Hulk one bitch.
And shes like they both have "bubble gum eyes".
And i fucking start laughing. Bwhahahhaa.
i bought a fucking Pimp Ass Push Up Flinstones Ice Cream in the end.
True Story. The End
wTFFkthnxbye
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Jul-07-2006 22:19
Sunsnail
Global Moderator
Registered: Sep 2004
Location:
owned!
Jul-07-2006 22:23
Marc Summers
I must behave
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: New York, USA
quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
owned!
Jul-07-2006 22:26
Subey
Her Soul Mate
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: The corner where 'l' resolves into '<'
the demographic of my neighbourhood does not have the correct density of inhabitants neccesary to adequately support a mobile frozen dessert dispensary
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your pearl casting hero
...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.
Jul-07-2006 22:39
RapidFire
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2005
Location: toronto
so did you hit it?
Jul-07-2006 23:46
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
Jul-07-2006 23:48
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
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Funniest one-word post I've seen in forever.
p.s. - ozone isotope is EXPENSE! HAX!
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Jul-07-2006 23:52
TweeK
What About The Future
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: Underground Pirate Station [JSRF]
quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
great story. action, conflict, resolution.
i love how you described the push-up as "pimp ass"
would read again.
A++++++++
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Originally posted by DjConfessions
i deduce she was black
Ice Cream Truck Lady Is a *******
HAX!
