Registered: May 2004
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
Fell Asleep on the Toilet
...yes, you read that correctly.
I went to the bathroom to poo and got serial comfy.. fell asleep.
D-res thought it was a 2-hour shit.
Now I wonder why the hell I'm so amused by me falling asleep while squeezin' one out..
..I think I'm going to hell.
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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long
lol. i know.. at least i didn't fall off during my slumber though.
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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long
Jul-20-2006 11:47
D-res
Hangin from Sagan's uvula
Registered: May 2004
Location: Milwaukee, WI
well you were like brb gonna shit. a half hour later im like hmmm and closed the window. the whole time your away message is ON THE TOILET! then 2 hours later you IM me and im like
I could never fall asleep on the shitter. All my toilets are hard and uncomfortable and make my legs tingle and go numb if I sit there too long
Jul-20-2006 11:50
guster
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: May 2004
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
quote:
Originally posted by D-res
well you were like brb gonna shit. a half hour later im like hmmm and closed the window. the whole time your away message is ON THE TOILET! then 2 hours later you IM me and im like
I could never fall asleep on the shitter. All my toilets are hard and uncomfortable and make my legs tingle and go numb if I sit there too long
it's easy for me. the shitter is like my little sanctuary... gets me away from life's daily stresses.
i also just read this book..
the guy spends his days at work going to the men's bathroom, pridefully stealing the handicapped stall and sleeping on the pot.
i'm pretty sure his workday activities have become engraved in my mind's "to-do" list.
by the way. it's a funny novel. i recommend it.
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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long
Jul-20-2006 11:54
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
I crawled out of bed after watching a movie just now, sat down on a toilet and almost did the same thing. It was kinda weird.
Registered: May 2004
Location: Alexandria, Louisiana
quote:
Originally posted by idoru
I crawled out of bed after watching a movie just now, sat down on a toilet and almost did the same thing. It was kinda weird.
see. i'm not the only one..
this is gonna turn into a "weird places you've fallen asleep" thread.
couple others..
*standing up in the shower
*the middle of my uni campus.. passed out. woke up to cops.
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"The only difference I ever found between the Democratic leadership and the Republican leadership is that one of them is skinning you from the ankle up and the other, from the ear down." -Huey P. Long
Jul-20-2006 12:13
idoru
You Can Call Me Al
Registered: May 2004
Location: Cascadia
quote:
Originally posted by guster
this is gonna turn into a "weird places you've fallen asleep" thread.
- Driving a car
- Nou's couch
Jul-20-2006 12:18
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
i once made the mistake of sleepily (about 5am) trying to stand up to pee & being so tired I fell backwards into the shower enclosure. It didn't hurt at all until I woke up 20 mins later & wondered what the hell I was doing.
Jul-20-2006 12:39
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
well if its cool in the toilet then i'll have no obligation to sleep there and if do it with my pants down, i can take a shit mid sleep or a piss or whatever