Should I pretend to be bi/gay to get an apartment?
I'm looking at listings in the Irvine, CA area, and some of the roomate/apartment offers that are more appealing require that I be either gay or bi. Maybe I could pull off being bi, that doesn't necessarily require that I get involved with a guy.
Jul-23-2006 21:10
DjConfessions
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Jamesfranco, France
have u should just move in with them, say your bi and suck their cock just once. then you're set for the rest of your stay
...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.
Jul-23-2006 21:13
chojin
<3 Leah
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Bedfordshire, England
Originally posted by DjConfessions
have u should just move in with them, say your bi and suck their cock just once. then you're set for the rest of your stay
No, that's cool, I'll pass on that.
Jul-23-2006 21:13
Tranc3
tranceaddict in training
Registered: May 2002
Location: Santa Cruz, CA, US
quote:
Originally posted by chojin
Hehe reminds me of that Southpark where Jimbo and Ned infiltrate the KKK and convince them to take the opposite side, since nobody likes the KKK.
Jul-23-2006 21:15
chojin
<3 Leah
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Bedfordshire, England
anyway serious note: fuck it, let them think you're a bum bandit.
...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.
Jul-23-2006 21:19
chojin
<3 Leah
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Bedfordshire, England
you could have some REALLY hot neighbours who are single, like to walk around in skimpy underwear but they steer well clear because they think you love the cock.
I wouldn't do that, cause it seems they have some intentions...
Jul-23-2006 21:24
jdat
Jay Van Dat
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: I dont even know
quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
What's the worst that could happen?
The issue isn't really the fact that the potential renter might be gay/bi.
They prefer to have someone like that so they ( the potential renters ) are not shocked by the behavior that may be taking place there.
It's a precautionary measure, a warning of sorts.
Unless they are really wackjobs they should accept you straight or not, the concern is about you and your acceptance, not the other way around.
And pulling off that you are gay/bi when you are not can be a tuffy!
Jul-23-2006 21:31
Omega_M
Nostalgia
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Ether
Re: Should I pretend to be bi/gay to get an apartment?
quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
I'm looking at listings in the Irvine, CA area, and some of the roomate/apartment offers that are more appealing require that I be either gay or bi. Maybe I could pull off being bi, that doesn't necessarily require that I get involved with a guy.
