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sneeze & poop
So the other day I was in the news agent & I was browsings over new papers, doing the usual browse but-not-buy routine. I walk over to the car mag section & this fat dude is reading Street Machine & is blocking the way to my favourite Go-kart Seat magazine. So I waited there for this guy to move but he just stood there flipping pages. I don’t usually get annoyed, but this edition of Go-Kart Seat Mag had the latest plastic moulded bucket seats in fluoro orange, apparently they have an adjustable roller carriage assembly under the seat. So I start wriggling my feet moving close to this guy & he turns & looks at me. I was the shocked to see his sneeze, and at the same time did a fart.
So I was wondering, have you ever experienced this phenomenon before CORe? Can one be simultaneous & do multitasking to ones orifice?
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