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Originally posted by tylerc My favorite Max moment from the night: *Club security guy makes unplugging motion telling Max to kill the music* Music ends, club empties Max: "So what does this mean? *makes unplugging motion* "Does it mean fuck you turn off the music?" Guy picks up shovel and starts pushing empty bottles/cups around the dancefloor. Max: "Yea thats right, pick up a shovel"

I died the first time I read that...

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My friend told me this story from WMC:

*max graham sits down on a bench for an interview*

*falls off*

"I swear I'm not on anything!!!"

didn't max graham or markus schulz have some murdered guy in front of his dressing room before a gig?

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...known from a videotape the two made when they met in March... in Dresdens home, Dresden amputated Gabriels penis and Dresden and Gabriel ate the penis together...Gabriel had insisted that Dresden bite his penis off; this did not work.. Dresden used a knife. When that knife turned out to be too blunt, Dresden used a sharper knife to slice the penis off. Gabriel apparently tried to eat his share of his own penis..but could not because it was too..."chewy". Dresden then sautéed the penis in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic.

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Originally posted by DJ RJT

"There are great DJ's out there that can't mix a cake."
~James Zabiela

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i sat down on the bench in front of six people and a cam filming...and the thing was broken so...when the people at the other end of the bench got up my end fell down...i didn't quite fall but im sure i looked a bit stupid... very funny

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Originally posted by max graham i sat down on the bench in front of six people and a cam filming...and the thing was broken so...when the people at the other end of the bench got up my end fell down...i didn't quite fall but im sure i looked a bit stupid... very funny

LOL!! That was ME!!


For the record, I was the drunk one. ROFL!

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Originally posted by max graham i sat down on the bench in front of six people and a cam filming...and the thing was broken so...when the people at the other end of the bench got up my end fell down...i didn't quite fall but im sure i looked a bit stupid... very funny

Was that at Nikki Beach?

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from "ibiza's children", j00f talks about the incident where some random goes up to him and orders a drink or something and when j00f says he's the DJ they start to fight

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Originally posted by dj_bas Was that at Nikki Beach?

It was at a hotel...The Delano? Can't remember.

Let me guess, no one believed you were sober?

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Originally posted by jahnlay Let me guess, no one believed you were sober?

Actually most of us were intoxicated. We spent the day drinking free booze at the OM listening party.



Hopefully I can get a clip of the out-take from this incident. It truly was hilarious. Sorry Max!

find it find it!

i would love to see the look on my face...i was sober but thats rare for everyone during conference, hotel was the ...oh i forget...near delano...