Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
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Man who run in front of car get tired
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Man who run behind car get exhausted
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man with one chopstick go hungry
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget
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