1. People who insist on standing right in the middle of the escalators, Stay Right!! Some of us have places to be.

2. People who put their feet up on the seats on the bus. This includes the parents that let their kids crawl all over, leaving a trail of dirt from their grubby little paws.


3. People who let the door slam behind them when going through a common door, even if they see that the person behind them have their hands full. What ever happened to the “courtesy hold”?

4. People, who when the bus driver sees them running for the bus, and waits and then the person doesn’t say thank you. Say thanks, it won’t hurt you! I don’t wonder why the majority of bus drivers are grumpy. People are assholes.


5. People who litter. Is it really so hard to put your garbage in the receptacle? This also goes for all those people who read the free newspapers then leave them all over the place, letting them blow around. Put them back in the box, maybe someone else would like to read it. Oh wait, sorry, this would mean that you would have to be considerate. That’s a tall order, I know.

6. People who hork gobs of spit all over the place. If someone told you that this practice was cool, or (god-forbid) sexy, they lied!!! Besides, these days you should be careful not to dehydrate yourselves, in the heat you could pass out. (we should be so lucky!).


7. People in a group of two or more people are walking towards you on the side walk, in the mall, grocery isle, etc. and don’t move to the side so that you can both pass at the same time, expecting you to walk around on the road or smush yourself against the wall so that their (royal highness) can walk by. A grocery cart to the leg will fix that in a hurry! Grr…

8. People who “tag” stuff (and no, not Taggers). You suck at drawing, and no-one cares who you are, who you love and where you have been. Get over yourselves!!


9. People who think they are “gang-stars” Besides giving me a good chuckle, you really bug the hell out of me. Why are you swarming and jacking people for shoes and hats and such? You grew up in the burbs in a four bedroom home. Pull up your pants, go home and ask for your allowance and buy them yourselves!!

10. People who are vagrants …. Part one: Street kids. Like the ones above you, most of you are from middle class homes. Smelling rank, piercing your cheek, and begging for money do not make you cool. And you double-suck if you are only around from June to September. Do you keep a tickle-trunk full of your “homeless” stuff for the next summer?
Part two: Vagrants with animals. No your dog doesn’t like sleeping on the side walk beside your smelly ass, existing on left over Tim Hortons. If I had a million dollars I would by a shelter, where they all could live for free, THE DOGS that is!

//End Rant

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top 10 djs

1)sander kleinenberg
2)Erol alkan
3)king unique
4)tiga
5)dj hell
6)mark farina
7)timo maas
8)max graham
9)infected mushroom hmm yummy
10)mylo

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Originally posted by Oneeleven 10. People who are vagrants …. Part one: Street kids. Like the ones above you, most of you are from middle class homes. Smelling rank, piercing your cheek, and begging for money do not make you cool. And you double-suck if you are only around from June to September. Do you keep a tickle-trunk full of your “homeless” stuff for the next summer? Part two: Vagrants with animals. No your dog doesn’t like sleeping on the side walk beside your smelly ass, existing on left over Tim Hortons. If I had a million dollars I would by a shelter, where they all could live for free, THE DOGS that is! //End Rant

hahaha PLUS ONE for number 10. stupid street kids in ottawa, you just know they had some lame argument with their parents cause they wouldnt let them dress like degenerates or something, so they run away from home, cause its summer and they can. They'll all be crying to their parents when it gets cold again.

top ten threads

1-Peurfsquad thread
2-worldcup thread
3-thread anti-greve
4-weirdo crew
5-picture thread

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c sur que king louis yé dans mes top 10 diji

en plus jlentendais parler a qqun ce matin dans le lit frete

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Top 10 people who annoy me because of their jobs
10.The mailman.
When you ring my door at 8 am and i answer in my boxers with my hair looking like einstein's i think that says no i dont have any money on me.

9.The Vet.
I bet if you could give a dog undercoating you would suggest it to me .No, I dont feel like getting my dog fitted for a tooth whitening system at the low price of 200$.

8.The Walmart Greeter
I'm going to walmart, i dont need human contact, just to get in and out as quickly as possible.Not so bad here, but go to a Walmart in the southern United States.You walk in and get greeted by some creepy sideshow reject that makes you think of those creepy kids from Children of The Corn.If you get into trouble scream, "Jeff Gordon!" and run.

7.The United States Customs Officer.
Yes I have black hair, and my skin is dark.That does not mean i want a cavity search.I think you should at least buy me dinner first.

6.Canada Customs Officer.
I will not pay duty on the underwear i am wearing sir.

5.Bell Customer service agent.
Most of you could work in the hardcore phone sex industry.Especially since your job tends to consist of why people should get raped and pay more with a smile.Thank you maam may i have another.

4.Ups Guy
Just because when i sign on the electronic thing it always makes my signature look like it was signed by an illiterate.I think from now on an x will suffice.Brown shorts are scary.

3.The drive thru girl/guy at any fast food restaurant.
Yes i want napkins and a straw dammit.

2.The Strip Club Greeter/hustler.
Just because its always enthralling to be walking down St-Catherine, and having a random stranger telling you,"Come inside its Disneyland for the hands,2 for 1 she will dry hump you bro." Hooray for self respect.

1.The Jehova Wintess Recruiters.
I respect your religion, i truly do....but if you wake me up at 8 on a Saturday and i say im not interested please dont come back a week later.Because of you guys now every time i hear a doorbell saturday morning i'm answering the door butt naked and acting like a total pagan.Just wait till you see my watchtower

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Originally posted by PIPER3112 top ten threads 1-Peurfsquad thread 2-worldcup thread 3-thread anti-greve 4-weirdo crew 5-picture thread ..................................................... c sur que king louis yé dans mes top 10 diji en plus jlentendais parler a qqun ce matin dans le lit frete

y'en a juste cinq crisse

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak 2.The Strip Club Greeter/hustler. Just because its always enthralling to be walking down St-Catherine, and having a random stranger telling you,"Come inside its Disneyland for the hands,2 for 1 she will dry hump you bro." Hooray for self respect.

I love those guys!

I just laugh at them and move on

Top 10 things I love:

10. Hand massages

9. Sunbathing

8. Swimming in fresh water

7. Walking through Times Square at night

6. Being totally lazy from am to pm, staying in my pj's and pigging out

5. Pigging out

4. Sound systems in cars, or anywhere for that matter (if they're good) in other words BASS

3. Doublefisting double-stuffed oreos in a big ass glass of milk, letting one "accidently" fall in and getting to eat the totally soggy oreo at the end

2. Flowers

1. Dancing all night

(this doesn't include people obviously because Jaden would be #1)

top 10 songs:


10. New Order - Crystal
9. Haustor - Ena
8. E.S Posthumus - Nara
7. Stereo MC's - Connected
6. Underworld - Dirty Epic
5. Depeche Mode - Barrel Of A Gun
4. BT - Firewater
3. Moby - Porcelain
2. Orbital - Halcyon +On + On
1. Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death

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Originally posted by Azia 4. Sound systems in cars, or anywhere for that matter (if they're good) in other words BASS

I win!

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Originally posted by Dj Nacht I win!

let's have a bass-off and we'll see who wins