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Fear and Loathing in Montreal - How Crazy can it Get?
One year ago I was at an apartment I had rented in Montreal, I went to sleep at 9PM or something and set my alarm at 1:30AM... the alarm went off but I kept sleeping, good thing I woke up by 2:00AM, hell in most places I've been 2:00AM nighlife is dying, but no, it was MTL it was just starting.
So I called a CAB.. popped 2 pills without water while I was waiting for the cab. So the cab gets there, the pills are still half way through my throat because I didnt have water and I gave him directions and he takes me to Stereo. Damn... I get in and great decoration, great sound and great house music my Steve Porter. Suddenly I don't know why but I start to get all confused. Great/crazy vibe. Some guy with a mohawk and a basketball jersey with some chick dancing all night on the same spot. This other guy giving massages to people. This big guy with a squeaky voice. No booze, but people are going REALLY crazy, the no booze thing adds so much to the vibe. Peace/Love... no drunk people harrasing others, everyone doing their own thing.
So I get confused and go out and go in, the guy at the door saw me go out and in and I never went past the entrance door, but he still had to strip search me again, he even takes my wallet and looks for stuff see's my girlfriends picture and says she's cute. He then asks me if I'm OK... and I tell him YES, WHY? he says... YOU'RE SHAKING... I was feeling perfectly fine. So I go in, start looking at some Stereo shirts, great shirts, I don't know why I didnt get one.
So I'm drinking Gatorade, and water. Great combo. Then I see this old lady (Stereo's Grandmother) she's like mid 50's I'd guess. Pointing up in the sky all the time. This adds more crazyness to the party.
What impacted me the most was the bathrooms. I wanted to go to the bathroom and I see 3 doors, and I was like ARE THERE THREE SEXES IN MONTREAL? CAN THIS GET ANY CRAZIER? then I figured they where unisex bathrooms. So I went and started pissing on the urinals, I look back and 3 hot chicks where sitting down talking. Can this get any crazier I thought?
Last edited by Indigo on Sep-03-2006 at 06:27
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