"I'm the wrong person to fuck with," Tara Reid screamed at us Wednesday night.
We need to apologize to the future Oscar winner. Tara, we're too hard on you. Every other website out there applauds your work and stunning looks. Perez gives you shit. And you don't deserve that. You've done nothing to warrant our non-appreciation of your tremendous skills and feminine beauty.
You're a scrapper. We like that!
Perez, on the other hand, is a pussy, and he likes to avoid confrontation at all costs....unless provoked. Then his ghetto Cuban faggity ass will let you have it. And that's exactly what happened last night!
We were playing Dave Navarro Wednesday evening, escorting our friend Jenna Jameson around town. We went to a book launch for the lovely Dita Von Teese and the 10th anniversary party for BPM magazine, finally ending up at the birthday celebration of this lovely fellow named Eugenio.
We were there to meet Miz Paris, who had invited Jenna and Perez, and as soon as we walked in to the palatial mansion in the Hills, Tara Terror Alert began.
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Aug-10-2006 17:59
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
OMG no wai
Aug-10-2006 18:05
Electrophile
Walking to the light...
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Rigel VII
I will send Curly a text to notify him of this CELEB-EMERGENCY!!! BTW, Perez ='s homosexual human being.... oh stop it.
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Aug-10-2006 18:53
SVGmethod
djcurly.com
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: LATA#555 (Santa Barbara, CA, USA)
quote:
Originally posted by Electrophile
I will send Curly a text to notify him of this CELEB-EMERGENCY!!! BTW, Perez ='s homosexual human being.... oh stop it.
read that when i first woke up. im way ahead of you all. LOL.
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: LATA#555 (Santa Barbara, CA, USA)
in other news...Britney's dumb ass wants to renew her vows to K-fed after the birth of their 2nd child....and to further show her undying love for him, she gave him the gift of a black american express card WITH NO LIMIT!!!!!
Originally posted by SVGmethod
read that when i first woke up. im way ahead of you all. LOL.
So my text was in vain....
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Aug-10-2006 19:00
Protege
Just like perfection
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: East Bay
quote:
Originally posted by SVGmethod
in other news...Britney's dumb ass wants to renew her vows to K-fed after the birth of their 2nd child....and to further show her undying love for him, she gave him the gift of a black american express card WITH NO LIMIT!!!!!
Look out, hes gonna buy up all the beaters, jeans and sweat suits in LA.
Aug-10-2006 19:05
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
i thought they stopped giving out those back am ex cards cause too many people had em.
Aug-10-2006 19:05
Electrophile
Walking to the light...
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Rigel VII
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
i thought they stopped giving out those back am ex cards cause too many people had em.
I think only celebs and prominent, photographed figures are the only ones that can get them now.
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Aug-10-2006 19:20
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
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Originally posted by Electrophile
I think only celebs and prominent, photographed figures are the only ones that can get them now.
And anyone with extremely amazing credit really. My friend's brother is an military airplane mechanic, he has a black amex...pretty sweet
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Aug-10-2006 23:13
Boomer187
Spicy Hotdog
Registered: Aug 2001
Location: USA
quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
And anyone with extremely amazing credit really. My friend's brother is an military airplane mechanic, he has a black amex...pretty sweet
no wais! borrow it.
and they have a similar players card here in vegas, my buddy was a vip host for some. You have to spend like a half mil a year in order to keep it. I think that is play with half mil, not lose it. I just need 499,910 more dollars
