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Re: Last Call...
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Last Call for Alcohol.. you don't have to go home... but you can't stay here...
When last call is announced at your bar, what do you order? Another beer, mixed drink, or a superduperdoozy of a shot to get you as fukked up as you can?
It's a couple of minutes after 1am, and I'm at home, and I just made my last call.
1 miller light. |
Does the 'light' in Miller Light refer to alcohol content or something else? Personally I would not order an alcoholic beverage that had a low alcohol content, let alone at closing time.
Generally when the last drink call occurs, and it is not often that I am still standing at this time, or even standing with any sort of balance, or even sitting with any composure, or even able to order without a speech impediment, or, I think you get the drift.
Um, yeah, back to the original question, when last drinks occurs I don't order, the drunken demon from within that has control over my senses chooses where to point my body and makes my mouth and voice move to create a noise and that being usually orders the stiffest drink the bar staff will allow me to drink, and at this time I've been known to order drinks for imaginary friends also.
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