Oh Nooooose
- I knocked the needle, again.
- Forget to take my phone off silent for the wake up bells in the morning which inevedibly i wont hear.

- Forgot to unlock the gate in the morning, run to catch train, gates locked. back into house, get key, unlock gate. catch late train, late for work.

- Make coffee, no milk, no sugar.
- No coffee? make tea - no milk, no sugar.

- No ciggies, no money

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Too old for this shit. But still luvin it

- when you filled up at the petrol station and you realised you left your money at home and theres a que behind you
- when you and your mates are standing outside a club and the security asks you for ID and you just relised you left it at home

-when you step in something squishy just knowing that it aint mud
-those social faux pas when that really funny rape joke you just told might not be funny for everybody
-when youre accutely aware that the person youre bitching about has come up behind you
-when youre posting on TA all day and the assistant secretary of the dept is right behind you
-when youre day dreaming during a day of doing nothing and your boss surprises you with a \"what are you up to question\" and your face gives the answer away \"fvck all boss, fvck all\".

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN -when youre day dreaming during a day of doing nothing and your boss surprises you with a \"what are you up to question\" and your face gives the answer away \"fvck all boss, fvck all\".

gold

haha, nice thread

Oh noes is when:

- Someone takes a shit on your table
Read the story: http://blogs.inthemix.com.au/Punk%20in%20Drublic/5478/

- Two guys chase each other around in the toilet pissing on each other
.....at Peakhurst Inn of all places
Read the TRUE story: http://blogs.inthemix.com.au/Punk%20in%20Drublic/5847/

lol those own aj

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when you're so drunk you can't make it to the bathroom.

when you're so drunk you've dumped your biological waste products into your trousers.

when you're so drunk your threaten a third degree blackbelt who is carrying a pair of nunchucks.

When you're so drunk you drink listerine.


I have witnessed all of these.

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Originally posted by DaveBegic lol those own aj

hahah, totally.

and that guy's sister is one lovely specimen. i certainly wouldnt shit on her table

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Too old for this shit. But still luvin it

- you take a shit and realise that there is no toilet paper