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Hickey problem
Alright, I don't normally post up relationship/sex problem threads, because for the last millenium I haven't had any of either to have problems with.
Don't get your hopes up, (or have your dreams dashed for some of you  ,) the hickey came from someone that I have ZERO interest in.
Ok.. last night I went out with some friends, one of which is my old roomie, whom I have had a very close relationship with. She and I are practically sisters, and I know EVERYTHING about her, and she holds nothing back from me... and I mean nothing; some of the stuff is what boys have naughty dreams about. 
I digress. She decided she wanted to bite me. Why? I don't know, she's weird like that. So, she attacked my neck and bit/sucked on it, and before I could wiggle out of my seat and detach my poor neck from the grips of her teeth, she had already caused damage.
Now, I have a hickey/bite mark on my neck.
Yeesh. What do I tell people when they ask me about my hickey/mark thinger? Do I say, "my friend is a spaz and decided to go vampire on me", or do I just play it off as my being clumsy somehow? One sounds totally bizarre, and the other sounds like I am lying and trying to cover my kinky sex life up (I wish.)
Bah, stupid chick!
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