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Thanks douche, I just noticed your amazing bio from myspace..
This bio is written by Ricky's agent, Ramitin Balldeep. Since Ricky first started making music, he was told he had a skill that would literally be a sin to use. With remarks from family members such as "Turn that shit off" and "What the fuck is that racket?", Ricky knew that he had found a passtime that would both please him, and piss off his parents.
So Ricky decided on a genre that would annoy the fuck out of them the most - DANCE.
Things started slowly, with his early songs sounding like they were composed in a kettle. As he started to improve, it became quite clear to Ricky that most people could fart better songs than he was producing.
Despite a petition with over 5000 signatures, Ricky, being a stubborn ****, decided to continue with the production of this aural nonsense, much to the pain of any unfortunate listener.
So, what style does RickyM produce? Well, think Aqua, make it 10 times worse, put it in a blender, add in a dash of goat spunk, and sprinkle with a few drops of ball sweat. There you have it, RickyM's style of dance music.
So what next for this piss stain on the underwear of the dance scene? Well imagine packed out clubs, scores of screaming girls and universal recognition of his musical achievements. Then think of the exact opposite.
I'll leave you with this small anecdote: "When you think trance, think RickyM. When you think house, think RickyM. Fuck, when you think of the sweat gathering at the back of your ballbag, think RickyM".
Thanks for reading, and don't buy this ****'s music.
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